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------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- PROGRAM GUIDE by Dean Adams {dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu} (May, 1993) TABLE OF CONTENTS: First season 1987 (13) episodes Second season 1987-88 (22) episodes Third season 1988-89 (22) episodes Fourth season 1989-90 (23) episodes Fifth season 1990-91 (24) episodes Sixth season 1991-92 (26) episodes Seventh season 1992-93 (26) episodes Appendix I Title Listings Air Date Order Alphabetical Order Production Code Order Appendix II Guest Cast Listing Appendix III Writing Credits Appendix IV Directing Credits Appendix V The Lost Show Appendix VI Bundyisms Appendix VII Program Notes -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- ------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- ** FIRST Season Episodes (1987) ** Regular cast: Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy David Garrison ...................... Steve Rhoades Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy Buck the Dog ........................ Buck Production staff: Created by .......................... Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Supervising Producer ................ Katherine Green Richard Gurman Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Producer ............................ John Maxwell Anderson Associate Producer .................. Barbara Blachut Cramer Executive Story Editor .............. Sandy Sprung Marcy Vosburgh Program Consultant .................. Ellen L. Fogle Director (primary) .................. Linda Day Associate Director .................. Gerry Cohen 1. 04/05/87 "PILOT" (101) Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt / Linda Day After 15 years of marriage and two kids, Chicagoans Al and Peggy have settled into a peaceful coexistence -- disturbed only by the verbal volleys they exchange while awake. The opener introduces the Bundys to newlywed neighbors Steve and Marcy Rhoades. We also meet Luke, Al's swinging single co-worker at the shoe store. Peg wants Marcy and Steve to come over, so she refuses to let Al go to a basketball game with Luke. Customer #1 ...... Diana Bellamy Customer #2 ...... Sue Ann Gilfillan Tawny ............ Linda Dona Arnold ........... Victor Di Mattia Luke Ventura ..... Ritch Shydner 2. 04/12/87 "THINNERGY" (102) Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt Marcy gives Peg a diet book called Thinnergy, and seeking to inject more energy into their lives - and bedroom - Peggy tries to get Al to join her on the diet. Fat chance. Life is not the same in the Bundy house, until Al can get her to give it up. Sandy ............ Elizabeth Edwards 3. 04/19/87 "BUT I DIDN'T SHOOT THE DEPUTY" (104) Ron Burla There is a crime spree in the neighborhood. Steve and Marcy buy a guard dog after their house is robbed, Al and Peggy buy a gun to protect themselves. A noise in the night tests both defenses. Muldoon .......... Thomas Hill Bronson .......... J. Jay Saunders Norris ........... Frank Lloyd 4. 04/26/87 "WHOSE ROOM IS IT ANYWAY" (106) Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh / Zane Buzby Steve and Marcy plan to add a room onto the house with their tax refund money. Al convinces Steve to make it a pool room, while Peggy and Marcy decide on an exercise room. Who will win? 5. 05/03/87 "HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD LATELY" (105) Richard Gurman & Katherine Green Al and Steve find a common bond as they restore a '65 Mustang; Peg and Marcy find a bond in detesting their husbands' all-consuming project. <no guest cast> 6. 05/10/87 "SIXTEEN YEARS AND WHAT DO YOU GET" (103) Katherine Green & Richard Gurman Neither Peggy nor Al can to stick to an agreement not to exchange gifts on their 16th anniversary, but Al comes home empty-handed when his credit- card is rejected for being over its limit. It seems that everyone else has maxed out the card, buying presents for themselves and Al. Violinist ........ Walter Olkewicz Marcel ........... Elias Zarou Salesman ......... Don Draper Mr. Conner ....... Richard Sanders 7. 05/17/87 "MARRIED... WITHOUT CHILDREN" (109) Teleplay: Ralph R. Farquhar, Story: Matt Geller Marcy and Steve learn once is enough after volunteering to care for Kelly and Bud while Al and Peg have a weekend away at a motel. Dweep ............ Gunther Jensen Sean ............. Noah Blake Debbie ........... Liane Curtis 8. 05/24/87 "THE POKER GAME" (110) Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye / Brian Levant Steve feels "the rhythm of the game" and decides to sit in with Al and his poker cronies. He loses his paycheck to Al in the process. Lisa ............. Sue Ann Gilfillan Norris ........... Frank Lloyd E.J. ............. James Lashly Bum .............. William Utay Barney ........... Steve Susskind Russ ............. Garrett Morris 9. 05/31/87 "PEGGY SUE GOT WORK" (108) Ellen L. Fogle To get the VCR that Al won't buy her, Peg gets a job in a department store, which threatens the "fun" of the Bundy marriage. Mr. Pond ......... Ernie Sabella Mr. Hugo ......... Irwin Keyes Woman #1 ......... Jeryl Jagoda Woman #2 ......... Regina Leeds 10. 06/07/87 "AL LOSES HIS CHERRY" (107) Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung / Arlando Smith Al gets a firsthand look at Luke's swinging-singles life when he takes refuge at Luke's bachelor pad rather than return home to a fight with Peggy. Terry Cherry ..... Jerry Hall Sherry Cherry .... Pamela Bowman Luke Ventura ..... Ritch Shydner Delilah .......... Estelle Harris 11. 06/14/87 "NIGHTMARE ON AL'S STREET" (112) Michael G. Moye Steve is out of town, and Marcy becomes a nervous wreck when a romance-minded Al begins appearing nightly in her dreams. 12. 06/21/87 "WHERE'S THE BOSS" (111) Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung After mistakenly thinking the shoe store owner Gary is dead, Al decides to quit the shoe business if he doesn't get some personal recognition from the boss he has never seen. Gary .............. Geoffrey Scott Guard ............ Billy Beck Happy ............. J.J. Johnston Ed ............... Lewis Arquette Bart .............. Rick Waln Donna ............ Amanda Sherman Nancy ............. Diana Bellamy Teddy ............ Vonni Ribisi 13. 06/28/87 "JOHNNY BE GONE" (113) Katherine Green & Richard Gurman Problems for Kelly and Bud make Al and Peggy delay their departure for the closing bash at their favorite hamburger joint, "Johnny B Goods". -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- ------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- ** SECOND Season Episodes (1987-88) ** Regular cast: Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy David Garrison ...................... Steve Rhoades Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy Buck the Dog ........................ Buck Production staff: Supervising Producer ................ Katherine Green Richard Gurman Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Producer ............................ Sandy Sprung Marcy Vosburgh Associate Producer .................. Barbara Blachut Cramer Story Editor ........................ Ellen L. Fogle Ralph R. Farquhar Director (primary) .................. Linda Day Associate Director .................. Gerry Cohen 14. 09/27/87 "POPPY'S BY THE TREE (Part-1)" (202) Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt The Bundys begin their second season with a vacation in beautiful Dumpwater, Florida, at a cut-rate motel where an ax murderer who hates tourists shows up every five years, and the locals bet on the time he will strike next. Delbert .......... Gary Grubbs Kelly's boyfriend. Dan Gauthier Sheriff .......... Richard Paul Roy .............. Charlie Dell Dottie ........... Sandy Sprung * Gloria ........... Becky Phelps Becky ............ Kim Morgan Greene Harold ........... Bill Marcus Beany ............ Ian Patrick Williams 15. 09/27/87 "POPPY'S BY THE TREE (Part-2)" (203) Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt Conclusion. Peg spoils the family's fun when she is kidnapped by the ax murderer, and Al has to rescue her. Killer ........... Vic Polizos 16. 10/04/87 "IF I WERE A RICH MAN" (204) Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh Al and Steve visit the vault at Steve's bank, and the next day $1 million dollars is reporting missing. Al is then treated like a king by Peggy and the kids when they think he took the money. 17. 10/11/87 "BUCK CAN DO IT" (201) Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt Al is loath to have Buck the dog neutered, despite the threat of a lawsuit from neighbors angered by Buck's "carnal trespassing", and the resulting "stupid, ugly puppies". Buck (in dream) .. Derek McGrath Chainsaw ......... Dick Durock Mr. Pittman ...... Mitchell Greenberg 18. 10/18/87 "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN (Part-1)" (206) Tracy Gamble & Richard Vakcy A beef with Steve sends Marcy out for an evening with Peggy and the girls for her first peek at a male strip club, Troy's. Marcy loses her composure, and then her wedding ring, which slips into a dancer's briefs as she slips him a tip. [Note: originally shown as a 1-hour episode] Zorro ............ Billy Hufsey Wanda ........... Lisa Kahofer Fanny ............ La Rue Stanley Sheila .......... Judy Kain Ernest ........... Joey D. Viera Bouncer ......... Richard Brose Louise ........... Charlotte Crossley Skippy .......... Mike Christian Leon ............. Nick Montgomerey Host/Announcer .. George Solomon Cowboy ........... Christopher Whalley Mervyn .......... Steve Guri Construction Worker .. Doug Donatelli 19. 10/18/87 "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN (Part-2)" (207) Tracy Gamble & Richard Vaczy Conclusion. Zorro the stripper shows up on Al's doorstep with Marcy's missing ring. He then gives it to Steve, who eventually confronts Marcy with it in the bedroom. 20. 10/25/87 "FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS" (205) Richard Gurman & Katherine Green Al's beef with the phone company has neighbors and family wanting his hide after the Bundy phone service is cut off. Al refuses to pay a large phone bill. There is also a light outside the house that he doesn't like, either. 21. 11/01/87 "BORN TO WALK" (208) John Vorhaus Kelly gets her driver's license -- on the same day that Al fails the test for his license renewal. <no guest cast> 22. 11/08/87 "ALLEY OF THE DOLLS" (209) Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh Victory seems assured when Steve agrees to become a Bundy for a family bowling match against Peg's arch rival from high school, but Bud has thrown his bowling-lesson money into the gutter. Mimi ............. Deborah Harmon Roscoe ........... Darren Modder Chuck ............ Bill Kalmenson Didi ............. Jennifer Sophia Frank ............ Larry Spinak 23. 11/15/87 "THE RAZOR'S EDGE" (210) Ellen L. Fogle Steve goes away on a river rafting trip, and when he comes back he has a beard. Marcy and Steve argue over his refusal to shave it off, which prompts Steve to move in with the Bundys. <no guest cast> 24. 11/22/87 "HOW DO YOU SPELL REVENGE?" (211) Ralph R. Farquhar Al demands that Peggy improve her softball skills - or she is off the team. Meanwhile Kelly's new boyfriend asks her to prove her love -- by getting a tattoo. Brian ............ Kris Kamm Jimmy ....... John Dennis Johnston 25. 12/06/87 "EARTH ANGEL" (212) Ellen L. Fogle There's a new harmony in the Bundy house, the neighborhood, and the world in general after Bud discovers a 21-year-old art student named Tiffany in the park, and brings her home. Everyone likes her except Marcy, who plots to get rid of her. Tiffany .......... Dawn Merrick Sheila ........... Judy Kain Fanny ............ La Rue Stanley Fern ............. Lana Schwab Larry ............ Gene Le Bell Norris ........... Frank Lloyd Dennis ........... John Wesley Barney ........... Steve Susskind Louise ........... Charlotte Crossley 26. 12/20/87 "YOU BETTER WATCH OUT" (213) Katherine Green & Richard Gurman The Bundys' christmas eve is interrupted by a nontraditional visit from Santa Claus, who misses his scheduled arrival at a shopping mall when his parachute fails to open and he instead plummets into the Bundy back yard. Coroner .......... Mike Hagerty Mr. Mallman ...... David Ruprecht Nestor ........... Michael Faustino Carl ............. Edan Gross Delivery Boy ..... Robert Petkoff 27. 01/10/88 "GUYS AND DOLLS" (214) Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh Al and Steve engineer a major-league deal: they buy two classic baseball cards with the money obtained by selling Marcy's 20-year-old Barbie doll, the one she's been saving for the daughter she hopes to have someday. They are then forced to go out and find the doll in the streets. Cop .............. Nick De Mauro 28. 01/24/88 "BUILD A BETTER MOUSETRAP" (215) Teleplay: Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt, Story: J. Stanford Parker There's a mouse in the Bundy house, but Al disdains using a professional exterminator, especially when the battle becomes "personal". Al will stop at nothing to get the mouse, even if it means wrecking the house. Wally ............ Patrick T. O'Brien 29. 02/07/88 "MASTER THE POSSIBILITIES" (216) Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye The Bundys, under the impression that you don't have to pay for anything you didn't order, go on a spending spree and then some, when the postman leaves a new credit card addressed to Buck the dog. Hiram Massey ..... Bill Erwin Hon .............. Debi A. Monahan Bellboy .......... Jim Keily Paula ............ Caryn Wells Kristi ........... Christi Allen Frieda ........... Linda Lutz 30. 02/14/88 "PEGGY LOVES AL - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH" (217) Ralph R. Farquhar / Gerry Cohen On Valentine's Day, Kelly hauls in a load of valentines, and Steve is giving Marcy a trip to Hawaii. Meanwhile, Bud holds a vigil at the mailbox, waiting for his first valentine, and Peg awaits a decision on whether or not she'll get the gift she wants from Al - for him to say "I love you". [Note: when originally broadcast, this episode ended with a phone number for viewers to call and vote on what Al should say. Later on that night, they played the ending. The vote was 67% in favor of Al saying "I Love You". ] April May June .... Lihann Jones 31. 02/21/88 "THE GREAT ESCAPE" (218) Ellen L. Fogle While the Bundy house is being fumigated for termites, the family stays at the shoe store, where a grounded Kelly plots an escape to a rock concert. Jade ............. Teri Weigel Trish ............ Barbara Belmonte Heather .......... Hope Marie Carlton Jackie ........... Kim Anderson Mitzi ............ Barbara Schillaci Termite Boss ..... Cliff Bemis 32. 02/28/88 "IM-PO-DENT" (219) Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh Marcy lives to regret driving -- and denting -- Steve's new Mercedes, particularly when she learns she has less to live for. To get back at her Steve feigns impotence, and tricks Marcy into being his household servant. <no guest cast> 33. 03/06/88 "JUST MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN" (220) Ellen L. Fogle While going through Steve and Marcy's mail, Al and Peg find and fill out an application for a game show ("How do I love thee?"), where the object is a Bundy natural: surviving torture. The Bundys go on the show pretending to be Steve & Marcy. Steve and Marcy then show up at the end of the game show as Al & Peggy. The husband who survives the most abuse will be the winner. Bink Winkleman ... David Leisure Lovely Zelda ..... Jessie Scott Mona Squab ....... Catherine Rusoff Roland Squab ..... Geoff Pierson 34. 03/13/88 "FATHER LODE" (221) Jerry Perzigian Al goes to great lengths to keep his race-track winnings a secret from Peg. Jade ............. Teri Weigel 35. 05/01/88 "ALL IN THE FAMILY" (222) Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung Peggy's eccentric relatives visit the Bundy house, including battling uncles, and singing and dancing triplet aunts, whose show-biz career is threatened by Al's advice. Uncle Irwin ...... King Kong Bundy The Wanker Triplets .. Milly, Uncle Otto ....... James "Gypsy" Haake Elena, and Eadie Del Rubio -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- ------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- ** THIRD Season Episodes (1988-89) ** Regular cast: Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy David Garrison ...................... Steve Rhoades Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy Buck the Dog ........................ Buck Production staff: Producer ............................ Sandy Sprung Marcy Vosburgh Supervising Producer ................ Richard Gurman Co-Executive Producer ............... Katherine Green Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Associate Producer .................. Barbara Blachut Cramer Script Supervisor ................... Kevin Curran Creative Consultant ................. Arthur Silver Executive Script Consultant ......... Ellen L. Fogle Executive Story Editor .............. Ralph R. Farquhar Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp Larry Jacobson Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen 36. 11/06/88 "HE THOUGHT HE COULD" (302) Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye The third season opens with Al achieving dubious fame for his furtive attempts to return the library copy of "The Little Engine That Could" that he checked out in 1957 while in Elementary school. He goes to return it, and finds the same fat librarian that was there when he was a kid. DeGroot .......... Lu Leonard Young Al ......... Edan Gross Lenny ............ Brandon Bluhm Book Boy ......... Joseph Dammann 37. 11/20/88 "I'M GOING TO SWEATLAND" (303) Teleplay: Pamela Wick & Susan Cridland, Story: Carl Studebaker Suspicious minds question Peggy's claim that she saw Elvis at the mall, until Marcy notices that one of Al's shirts has a perspiration stain in the shape of the King's face. The house is then overrun by Elvis fans. Dottie ........... Nancy Skelton Edna ............. Justine Lenore Margo ............ Michelle Milantoni Elvis? ........... Ron Stein Alajandro ........ Rawley Valverde Ollie ............ Ken Minyard Mrs. Webstock .... Tifni Twitchell Lew .............. Bob Arthur Samantha ......... Sadie Chrestman Clyde ............ Bruce Liberty 38. 11/27/88 "POKE HIGH" (304) Ralph R. Farquhar A high-school football player is threatening two Bundy scoring records, one held by Al -- and the other by Kelly. Matt ............. Beau Dremann Kitty ............ Ria Pavia Ms. Mount ........ Cynthia Songe Mr. Groggs ....... Carey Eidel Coach ............ Greg White 39. 12/11/88 "A PERIOD PIECE" (301) Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh Al and Steve mourn what might have been when the women in their lives accompany them on a fishing trip to a cabin in the woods. Unfortunately, it seems that it's the wrong time of the month for Peg, Marcy, and Kelly. [Note: the "censored" title for this episode is "The Camping Show".] <no guest cast> 40. 01/08/89 "A DUMP OF MY OWN" (305) Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt The Bundys endure sacrifices as Al devotes himself to his lifelong dream: building his personal exclusive executive washroom, in the garage, with the centerpiece being a mighty Ferguson toilet - for a Man's flush. 41. 01/15/89 "HER CUPS RUNNETH OVER" (306) Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung To cheer up Peggy on her birthday, Al and Steve travel to Wisconsin and "Francine's of Hollywood" (whose motto is "If you've got the boulders, we've got the holders"), where lies the solution to Peggy's clothing crisis - a missing bra. Policeman ........ Deron McBee Muffy ............ April Wayne 42. 01/29/89 "THE BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL" (307) Jules Dennis & Richard Mueller / John Sgueglia Desperate men take desperate measures: Al and Steve put their heads together seeking solutions to impending baldness. Steve tries joining a club for bald men, and takes Al along with him. Lance ............ Graham Jarvis Jim .............. Jim Maniaci Amber ............ Kay Wolf Crystal .......... Therese Kablan Murray ........... Henry G. Sanders 43. 02/05/89 "THE GYPSY CRIED" (309) Richard Gurman A psychic sees good things for Steve, Al and Peggy, but tragedy is in the cards for Marcy, who insists that the lucky ones accompany her as insurance on a business flight to New York. Madame Olga ...... Carmen Zapata Fluffy ........... Sandra Wild Fred ............. Steve Bean Vandergelder ... F. William Parker Vicky ............ Barbara Alyn Woods 44. 02/12/89 "REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BARBER" (308) Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye / James E. Hornbeck After the death of his longtime barber, Al lets his hair down -- way down, rather than tolerate a visit to a "stylist" and a "salon." Mr. Adonis ....... Kenny Sacha Mr. Ron .......... Steve Levy Russ ............. Garrett Morris Louie ............ Vito D'Ambrosio Murphy ........... Charlie Fran ............. Stacy Alden Norris ........... Frank Lloyd Barney ........... Steve Susskind Eduardo .......... Harry Hart-Browne 45. **/**/** "I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT" (310) Jeanne Baruch & Jeanne Romano In an attempt to revive their sex life, Peg (at Marcy's suggestion), lures Al to the Hop-On-Inn motel. There they discover a couple of familiar faces on the adult video channel: Steve and Marcy. When Steve points out that Al and Peg must have been taped too, Al and Marcy want to break some legs, while Peg and Steve want to sue. In court, the details of the Bundys' sex life leave the jury so unimpressed that they award them nothing, but Steve and Marcy's performance was worth $10,000. [Note: this episode was never broadcast as scheduled, because of numerous disagreements between the show's producers and the Fox network censors. See Appendix V for more detailed information.] Ms. Weigel ....... Lora Zane Judge ............ Lillian Lehman Jury Foreman ..... Ken Thorley 46. 02/19/89 "EATIN' OUT" (311) Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh A family dinner at a fine restaurant is how the Bundys decide to spend a windfall (an inheritance check for $250), but it's apparent that fine dining in public is not a regular part of the Bundy lifestyle. Paul ............. Michael Tulin Harold ........... Tom Tully Harold's Wife .... Mary Jo Kirwan Photo Girl ....... Dona Speir Maitre'D . Clement Von Franckenstein Waiter No.1 ...... William Rogers 47. 02/26/89 "MY MOM, THE MOM" (312) Teleplay: Lesa Kite & Cindy Begel, Story: Jan Rosenbloom While Al teaches responsibility and the meaning of the dollar to Bud, Peggy does the same, in her own inimitable style, to anyone who will listen during Mother-Daughter Career Day at Kelly's school. Judge Spivak ..... Teri Ralston Jade ............. Teri Weigel Susan ............ Deborah Levin Becky ............ Julie Condra 48. 03/12/89 "CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME" (313) Teleplay: Robert Ulin, Story: Gabrielle Topping After Kelly's prank on the tap-dancing club, the principal dictates she either join the club (of "geeks and dweebs") or leave school, which would leave her without a daily hot meal. Kelly must then do a Tap Dance recital, but she drops the idea at the last minute and does something slightly more exciting (and erotic). Also, Al gives the Bundy credo as: "When one Bundy is embarrassed, the rest of us feel better about ourselves." We also find out that Al buys clothes at "Bob's Pre-Owned Socks 'n Stuff". Mrs. Wicker ...... Bunny Summers Mr. Wormer ....... Sandy Helberg Bruno ............ Jesse Borrego 49. 03/19/89 "A THREE JOB, NO INCOME FAMILY" (314) Richard Gurman After Peggy gets a "job" of selling herself Patty-Girl makeup, Al tries to regain some financial respect by taking a second job at a fast food place: Burger Trek. Heather .......... Teresa Ganzel Captain .......... Pauly Shore Shep ............. Christian Jacobs Butch ............ Dylan Kussman 50. 03/26/89 "THE HARDER THEY FALL" (315) Ellen L. Fogle While driving Peggy back from the video store, Steve gets cut off in traffic, and Peg gives the guy the finger. Steve is then afraid of a violent reprisal, when he is followed home by the man. Al convinces Steve to take the first punch, and he ends up knocking out a midget. Mr. Williams ..... Daniel Frishman 51. 04/09/89 "THE HOUSE THAT PEG LOST" (316) Steve Granat & Mel Sherer After asking the Bundys to watch their house while they're away, Steve and Marcy return to find a big hole where their house once stood. Peggy has mistakenly told a wrecking crew looking for "Steve's Road House" to demolish Steve Rhoades' house instead. Meanwhile, Kelly has a slumber party with her girlfriends, but Bud disrupts it and turns things into a riot. Lauren ........... Allison Barron Karen ............ Kristen Pearcey Charlene ......... Laurie Plaksin Tasha ............ Tracy Justrich Workman .......... Jonathan Coogan TV Announcer ..... Howard Stevens 52. 04/23/89 "MARRIED... WITH QUEEN (Part-1)" (317) Ellen L. Fogle Peggy spends $2800 in an effort to get elected queen at her high school reunion, but she may be outdone by arch rival Connie Bender. Connie ........... Lisa Raggio Jack ............. Jack Yates Vicky ............ Catherine Carlen Edna ............. Carol Mansell Silky ............ Barbara Belmonte Go-Go Dancer ..... Andrea Parker Velour ........... Patricia Matthews Sumo Yohiro ...... Betty Muramoto 53. 04/30/89 "MARRIED... WITH QUEEN, THE SEQUEL" (318) Ellen L. Fogle Conclusion. Peggy stands to lose the crown to Connie until Al finally stands up to Connie's husband Jack. Meanwhile Bud and Kelly crash the party for some real food. Connie ........... Lisa Raggio Jack ............. Jack Yates Tim Potter ....... Bill Applebaum Eli .............. Richard Jeni Jimbo ............ Robert Schuch Milton ........... Eric Tull Vicky ............ Catherine Carlen Speedy ........... Ric Stoneback Rick ............. John Apicella Geena ............ Lynda Lenet Thelma ........... Claudia Harrington Linda ............ Lisa Donovan Melinda .......... Laura Mellencamp Sable ............ Lynne Austin Eli .............. David L. Lander Larry Fleishman .. Bill Bateman 54. 05/07/89 "THE DATELESS AMIGO" (320) Sara V. Finney & Vida Spears After his friends both find dates, Bud is desperately seeking Susan-- or any girl who'll date him -- while Al comes up with a million-dollar invention that looks... desperate. Al takes the battery and headlights out of his car, and straps them on Kelly, thereby inventing "Shoe Lights". Teddy ............ Vonni Ribisi Boz .............. Stephen Dorff Lisa ............. Heather Hopper Caroline ......... Christy Johnson 55. 05/14/89 "THE COMPUTER SHOW" (319) Ralph R. Farquhar If a computer can't fetch your slippers, there doesn't seem to be any reason for having it, reasons Al. So Peggy buys one, ostensibly for the kids' schoolwork, but it gets more use as a hat rack. Computer Voice ... Nick Toth 56. 05/21/89 "LIFE'S A BEACH" (321) Ralph R. Farquhar Seeking just a tad more family togetherness, Al declares "Bundy Day at the Beach," where the kids compete to find new flames, while an old flame finds Al. [Note: Kelly's punch line "I'll bet it's a G-spot" (instead of "10 spot"), was cut from the syndicated version.] Marilyn Beamis ... Morgan Brittany Tina ............. Candy Hutson Chris ............ Brice Alan Lucy ............. Christi Allen Lifeguard ........ Pete Steinfeld Jill ............. Amber Susa Wendy ............ Sandra Alexander Mark ............. Gary Mauro Betsy ............ Marilyn Pitzer Sandy ............ Tracy Burton Kid No. 1 ........ Michael Faustino Luana ............ Marcy Austin Beach Boy ........ Saman 57. 08/27/89 "HERE'S LOOKIN' AT YOU, KID" (322) Teleplay: Jeanne Baruch & Jeanne Romano, Story: Len O'Neill Al goes the distance to placate Peggy, who's peeved that the neighborhood peeper has yet to peep at her. Meanwhile, Bud tutors Kelly so she can pass the tests to make senior. Fanny ............ LaRue Stanley Fifi ............. Luann Lee Marsha ........... Shirley Prestia Mrs. McGinty ..... Delores Albin Lois ............. Healy Cunningham -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- ------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- PROGRAM GUIDE by Dean Adams {dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu} (May, 1993) ** FOURTH Season Episodes (1989-90) ** Regular cast: Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy David Garrison ...................... Steve Rhoades Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy Buck the Dog ........................ Buck Production staff: Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver Katherine Green Ellen L. Fogle Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Co-Producer ......................... Barbara Blachut Cramer Story Editor ........................ Kevin Curran Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen 58. 09/03/89 "HOT OFF THE GRILL" (401) Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt The Bundys' fourth season begins with a Labor Day barbecue, a major turn-on for Al, as is the sight of Peggy laboring mightily to make everything just right for his creation of "special" Bundy burgers. Unfortunately, one of the special ingredients turns out to be the ashes of Marcy's dead aunt. <no guest cast> 59. 09/10/89 "DEAD MEN DON'T DO AEROBICS" (402) Katherine Green A two-week visit from "the healthiest man in Chicago" evolves into a test of wills between contest-winner Peggy and the TV aerobics instructor who makes her pant in ways other than she desires. At the end of the week, we learn who had the strongest will when Jim is sitting on the couch eating bon-bons. Unfortunately for Peg, he also drops dead. [Note: the episode ends with the following message -- "This show is dedicated to our brother the mighty cockroach. Let him show us the way."] Jim Jupiter ...... Tom Lahm Bunny ............ Michele Smith Lola ............. Katherine Eickstaedt 60. 09/24/89 "BUCK SAVES THE DAY" (403) Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung The Bundy kids need to raise money for concert tickets: Bud sells Al "Dan'l" Bundy as a camping guide, and Kelly fleeces Peggy's friends at poker. Al and Steve then have to take a bunch of kids camping. Joey ............. Michael Faustino Fern ............. Lana Schwab Louise ........... Charlotte Crossley Victor ........... Aeryk Egan 61. 10/01/89 "TOOTH AND CONSEQUENCES" (404) Teleplay: Sheldon Krasner & David Saling, Story: Will Rogers Excruciating pain forces Al to see Marcy's dentist, a man dedicated to his profession almost as much as he is to this week's dental assistant. Dr. Plierson ..... Joe Flaherty T.C./Assistant ... Traci Lords Bill ............. Scott Garrison 62. 10/08/89 "HE AIN'T MUCH, BUT HE'S MINE" (405) Lisa Rosenthal A beauty-parlor discussion with a well-kept woman makes Peggy think her very own Al is the keeper. Meanwhile, Marcy suffers from a bad hairstyle that makes her look like Peggy. Ginger ........... Elizabeth Keifer Molly ............ Kimmy Robertson Renee ......... Vernee Watson Johnson Sonya ............ Brenda Lilly 63. 10/29/89 "FAIR EXCHANGE" (406) Al Aidekman The Bundys can feast on the $500 a month they receive for hosting a foreign exchange student, but the beautiful French visitor turns Kelly's social life to famine. Yvette ........... Milla Jovovich Myron ............ Richard Israel Hank ............. Gregg Thomsen Bob ...... Douglas Bryant Johnson 64. 11/05/89 "DESPERATELY SEEKING MISS OCTOBER" (407) Arthur Silver & Steve Bing When a playmate comes into Al's store, he is eager to get home and look up her issue. But Al is a broken man when he finds that Peggy has sold his family heirloom (the meticulously cared-for collection of Playboy magazines), to buy a good-luck charm to win the lottery. Ed O'Neill plays the ghost of Al's father, who encourages him to get some self respect back, so Al forces Peg to get his Playboy's back. Which she does by selling his car. [Note: Brandi Brandt was the Playboy centerfold for October, 1987] Playmate ......... Brandi Brandt 65. 11/12/89 "976-SHOE" (408) Sandy Sprung & Marcy Vosburgh Steve may be booted out of his bank after he okays a $50,000 loan to Al, who has plans afoot for a new telephone service to solve shoe problems. Al becomes "Dr. Shoe" at 555-SHOE - but nobody calls, despite his TV ads. Marcy tries to help by loaning him another $50,000 from her bank to repay Steve, but Al spends that as well. Steve loses his job over the loan, and Marcy gets demoted to drive-up teller. Muffy ............ Kari Whitman Peamon ............ Ray Reinhardt Sherrif .......... Dan Tullis, Jr. Swensen ........... Kerry Burke Farmer ........... R. Leo Schreiber 66. 11/19/89 "OH WHAT A FEELING" (409) Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye Al hits a bump on the road to a new car when he finds that the amount he digs up for a down payment is a bit less than the amount he buried. Al is then forced to buy a used car. Tony ............. John Welsh Lewis ............. Marc Bentley Vince ............ Mike Tino Mr. Writeman ...... Joe Farago Mrs. Writeman .... Nancy Priddy 67. 11/26/89 "AT THE ZOO" (410) Katherine Green Marcy has an animal lust for Steve's blood after her unemployed husband spends time at the zoo and aquarium instead of looking for a job. Reporter ......... Matt McKenzie TV News Anchor .... Lisa Moss Courtney ......... Jennifer Banko Sonny ............. Dan Tullis, Jr. Norris ........... Frank Lloyd Chelsea ........... Trudy Adams Bartender ........ Michael Francis Clarke 68. 12/17/89 "IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (Part-1)" (412) Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt Al is left sad and alone after his plans for "the best Bundy christmas ever" are thwarted, when he can't get to Marcy's bank in time to withdraw the money he saved to buy everyone presents. Midge ............ Kate Romero Horowitz ......... Don Sparks Franklin ......... Tim Eyster 69. 12/17/89 "IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (Part-2)" (413) Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt Conclusion. Al's guardian angel (Sam Kinison) shows him what life would be like for Peggy and the kids if he'd never been born, a question Al posed after a drunken Marcy and an ill-fated, cash-motivated foray into child care at the mall left him with no money for the gifts he promised. Angel ............ Sam Kinison Norman Jablonsky . Ted McGinley* 70. 01/07/90 "WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN?" (411) Kevin Curran Al is "one man against nature," determined to fix a leak in the roof, but each fall from the roof makes it harder to tell whether he's too cheap or just too stupid to call a professional. <no guest cast> 71. 01/14/90 "A TAXING PROBLEM" (415) Paul Diamond Thanks to Peggy's creative tax preparations, Al needs a quick $5000 in order to pay off the IRS and stay out of jail. An ad in the paper leads him to a couple willing to pay that much -- for Peggy's hair. Leo Privett ...... Paul Coutos Mailman .......... A.J. Freeman Marie Privett .... Coleen Maloney 72. 02/04/90 "ROCK AND ROLL GIRL" (414) Ellen L. Fogle / Linda Day When Al challenges family members to earn a dollar of his or her own, Bud appoints himself Kelly's agent and land her job as a rock video slut. Rockers "The Gutter Cats" appear as themselves. [Note: this was David Garrison's last show] Officer .......... Dan Tullis Jr. Carrie ........... Eva LaRue Sharrie .......... Deborah Dillon Mary ............. Jill Pierce Cecil ............ Shabba-Doo Bum .............. Chuck E. Weiss Brenda ........... Jamie Lynn Grenham 73. 02/11/90 "YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM (Part-1)" (416) Sioux Doanham Steve is history and Marcy is manless after his "Dear Marcy" note, so Bud tries to catch her on the rebound. Peggy talks her into a just-us-girls vacation to Vegas where they lose $5,000 of Al's money. Pizza Boy ........ Michael Stoyanov Man .............. Michael Saccente Dealer ........... Lawrence Lott 74. 02/18/90 "YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM (Part-2)" (417) Kevin Curran Bad times hit the good-time girls, leaving Al to come to the rescue and try to win $10,000 by staying three minutes in the ring with Big Bad Mama of the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling, a huge monster of a woman. Yummy ............ Ava Fabian Gambler .......... Rick Zumwalt Announcer ........ Tony Cimber Hollywood ........ Jeanne Basone Big Bad Momma .... Lynn Braxton Croupier ......... Sam Clay Man .............. Nicholas Dorr Referee .......... Gene LeBell Lounge Singer .... Sarah Taylor Elmo ............. Tommy Nast Babe ............. Ursula Hayden 75. 02/25/90 "WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND" (418) Ellen L. Fogle Al is asked to speak at his high-school homecoming, where Kelly keeps two dates happy and Bud plots revenge on a girl who once embarrasses him by running his underwear up a flagpole. Jeff ............. Joel J. Edwards Mr. Blum ......... Mik Scriba Principal Ravinko. Carol Gustafson Clyde ............ Steve Bruskin Heather McCoy. Tiffani-Amber Thiessen Guy #1 ........... Joshua D. Howard Rick ..... Bojesse Christopher Graham Guy #2 ........... Corey Tyler 76. 03/25/90 "PEGGY TURNS 300" (420) Katherine Green / Tony Singletary Al plans a special evening for Peggy's birthday -- a night at the Bowlarama, where he hopes to finally beat his arch-rival's high game record. Al manages to break the record score, but then moments later Peg bowls a perfect game. Puggy ............ Michael McManus Himself .......... Garrett Glaser Bowler #1 ........ Michael O'Guinne Himself .......... Roy Firestone 77. 04/15/90 "PEGGY MADE A LITTLE LAMB" (421) Ellen L. Fogle Peg discovers that she never graduated High School, because she flunked one class: home economics. Now she must go back to school with Kelly and pass the final exam. This results in some problems for Kelly. Miss Beyer ....... Marge Redmond Bum .............. Chuck E. Weiss Ruben ............ Patrick J. Dancy Senior #1 ........ Keely Christian Susan ............ Geri Betzler Senior #2 ........ Sandi Whitten 78. 04/29/90 "RAINGIRL" (419) Kevin Curran Kelly has to take a job at a TV station, but she moves from intern to a $1000-a-week "weather bunny", moving the current meteorologist to storm off. This leaves Kelly and her new manager Al with a $250,000 contract offer. Bill Palomino .... Ben Lemon Station Manager .. Fran Montano 79. 05/06/90 "THE AGONY OF DeFEET" (422) Diane Burroughs & Joey Gutierrez Al is dreaming about feet, in fact he's getting nightmares about them. He also ends up judging a "beauty" contest at the shoe store. Meanwhile, Kelly tricks Bud and Marcy into thinking they slept with each other. Jim .............. Noah Blake Rhonda ........... Robin Angers Pagent Master .... Jim O'Doherty Judge #1 ......... Lou Wills Joey ............. Michael John Burns Judge #2 ......... Mary Gillis 80. 05/13/90 "YARD SALE" (423) Marcy Vosburgh & Sandy Sprung Peg will buy anything at a yard sale. When she brings home a boar's head and there is no more room in the garage to put it, Al decides enough is enough and he resolves to have a yard sale of their own despite Peggy's protests. Unfortunately, these are items that nobody but Peg would be stupid enough to buy. Al's next idea is to create "Bundyland: the happiest place on Earth". Statue ........... Alex Walters Mark ............. Josh Carroll Tom .............. Andrew Steinfeld Alice ............ Kate Morrison Mildred .......... Cynthia Sullivan Freddy ........... Brent Corman -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- ------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- ** FIFTH Season Episodes (1990-91) ** Regular cast: Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades (Darcy) Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson Darcy Buck the Dog ........................ Buck Production staff: Producer ............................ Kevin Curran Barbara Blachut Cramer Supervising Producer ................ Ellen L. Fogle Ralph R. Farquhar Co-Executive Producer ............... Katherine Green Arthur Silver Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp Larry Jacobson Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen 81. 09/23/90 "WE'LL FOLLOW THE SUN" (502) Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye It's Labor Day. Al decides to take the family on a vacation, and see America by car, but instead they end up spending the entire time caught in a traffic jam on the freeway. Gerry ............ Eric Menyuk Kitty ............ Marla Fries Motorist #1 ...... Frank Lloyd Motorist #2 ...... Gita Isak Motorist #3 ...... Eddie Rio 82. 09/30/90 "AL... WITH KELLY" (501) Teleplay: Stacie Lipp, Story: Gabrielle Topping Kelly and Al feign sickness so that they can avoid going to Peg's mother's place. Kelly ends up really getting sick, and Al has to take care of her. Al also gets to watch his favorite TV show, which is "Psycho Dad", and he likes to sing along with the theme song: "Who's that...<mumbled> Who's the man with the itchy gun. Who's the man who kills for fun! Psycho dad. Psycho dad. Psycho dad! He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son. Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad!" Yvette ........... Pamela Anderson Yvonne ........... Beckie Mullen Pizza Boy ........ Jay Anthony Franke Nurse ............ Teresa Frost 83. 10/07/90 "SUE CASA, HIS CASA" (503) Kevin Curran The Bundys go to court when a Mercedes hits the Bundymobile -- according to the newly licenced Bud. Unfortunately, the case (and kids) don't stand up well to the cross-examination. Mr. Lincoln ...... Mark L. Taylor Bailiff .......... Rif Hutton The Judge ........ Joyce Brothers 84. 10/14/90 "THE UNNATURAL" (504) Katherine Green Al's softball team wants to bench him before the championship, but Peggy, Kelly, and Bud hold three of the required votes. Peg is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' vote. Roy .............. Fred Shelton Norris ........... Frank Lloyd Barney ........... Steve Susskind Old Codger ....... Greg Lewis Announcer ........ Ray J. Templin Kid .............. Ian Ziering Hardy ............ Derek Sellers Sven Hunkstrom ... Dan Blom 85. 10/21/90 "DANCE SHOW" (505) Arthur Silver Al doesn't mind when Peg starts going to Marcy's dance hall and trips the light fantastic with a handsome man, until another man tells Al that Peg is stealing his husband. (Yes, his husband). Pete ............. Dan Castellaneta Andy ............. Sam McMurray Trixie ........... Dorit Sauer 86. 10/28/90 "KELLY BOUNCES BACK" (506) Al Aidekman Aspiring model Kelly invents a beguiling maneuver called the "Bundy Bounce" for her first audition - spokesmodel for the new Allante' car, but Bud's loose and aspiring lips give the secret to another model. Kelly must take things into her own hands, and "remove" the competition. Meanwhile, Peggy goes on strike because Al thinks she is useless. Piper Bowman ..... Tia Carrere Miss Beck ........ Tina Louise Rochelle ......... Debbie Dunning Incense Berkowicz. Joanna Goode Girl ............. Wendy Nichols 87. 11/04/90 "MARRIED WITH ALIENS" (507) Ellen L. Fogle Little green aliens are coming to Earth and stealing Al's socks to use as fuel for their spaceships. The only problem is nobody but Al sees them, so everyone just thinks he is crazy. This episode ends with the following message scrolling on the screen: "Long ago, in the Galaxy Euryops, a great, menacing comet was born. Colossal in size, deadly in trajectory, it hurtled unstoppable through the universe, on a collision course with many inhabited planets. Among the doomed was a small green world called Earth. But on planet Philydion they still sing songs of the man who made it possible for the comet to be destroyed. The man who saved Earth and a hundred worlds, by providing fuel for the ships which diverted the comet. And that man is.... AL BUNDY." Oliver ........... Leonard Lightfoot Alien ............ Patty Maloney Alien ............ Phil Fondacaro Alien ............ Felix Silla Alien ............ Tony Cox Alien ............ Susie Rossitto Alien ............ Debbie Lee Carrington 88. 11/11/90 "WABBIT SEASON" (508) Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt Al is under pressure, and the doctor orders him to relax. To combat stress, he starts a vegtable garden, but the combat turns physical when a rabbit swipes his carrots. This becomes a war of wills: Bundy against Bunny. <no guest cast> 89. 11/18/90 "DO YA THINK I'M SEXY" (509) Kevin Curran Al's confidence soars when he is complimented by neighborhood women who see him move a couch and Al becomes the new stud on the block. Peggy can't believe it. Brenda ........... Rhonda Shear Jade ............. Teri Weigel Mandi ............ Sherrie Rose Athena ........... Lucy Filippone Donna ............ Rhonda Britten 90. 11/25/90 "ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO" (510) Ralph R. Farquhar Peg takes it hard when Kelly moves out after Al keeps beating up her boyfriends, and Al takes it hard when he sees her great new place. [Note: series creators Leavitt and Moye appear as elevator passengers] Sam .............. Stewart J. Zully Brook ............ Julie Gray Older Man ........ Charles Howerton Jake ............. Rick Waugh 91. 12/16/90 "AND BABY MAKES MONEY" (511) Art Everett Peggy reaps immediate benefits when Al learns he can inherit a half-million dollars if he fathers a child and names it after his late uncle Stymie. Unfortunately for Al, Peg decides to take birth control pills, and not tell him. When Al finds out after months of draining attempts at baby-making, he decides to extract his revenge by making Peg think she is pregnant. Miss Penza ....... Beth Broderick Eugene Bundy ..... Charlie Brill 92. 01/06/91 "MARRIED... WITH WHO" (512) Ellen L. Fogle After boozing it up at a party, Marcy wakes up wearing a wedding ring, and in bed next to her new husband. Unfortunately, she doesn't remember a thing about it. The husband turns out to be ex-swindler Jefferson Darcy (played by returning Ted McGinley), which makes her name now Marcy Darcy. 93. 02/03/91 "THE GODFATHER" (514) Ralph R. Farquhar Kelly is dating a 42-year old city alderman, so Al seizes the possibility of power, and becomes the neighborhood "Godfather". Bud feels neglected and decides to change things. [Note: the Bundys' address is mentioned in this episode as "9764 Jeopardy Lane".] Harry Ashland .... Lane Davies Salt Water ....... Angel Broadhurst Woman ............ Anne Marie Gillis Paperboy ......... Scott Ferguson 94. 02/10/91 "LOOK WHO'S BARKING" (513) Katherine Green Buck goes out on the town in search of dinner, but instead he meets a female who takes his food and maybe his place in the Bundy house unless Buck can find a way to make them give her the boot. Meanwhile, Al is in search of the perfect cheesecake. Buck's voice ..... Cheech Marin Street Singer .... B.B. King Owner ............ Rodney Kageyama Chef ............. Brian George Hans ............. Kort Falkenberg 95. 02/17/91 "A MAN'S CASTLE" (515) Stacie Lipp After spending $2000 on decorating school, Peggy defies Al's decree not to redecorate by turning his former sanctuary into a chamber of frilly feminine horror. Al passes out at the sight of his once mighty Ferguson, now adorned with Peg's trappings. Professor Lavar .. Deryl Carroll Mick ............. Dave Florek Rich ............. Fitzhugh G. Houston 96. 02/24/91 "ALL NIGHT SECURITY DUDE" (516) Glenn Eichler & Peter Gaffney When the second floor aerobics studio collapses into his shoe store, Al gets laid off while the store is being repaired. He gets a job as a security guard at his old school. This prompts his former high school sports rival to steal the prized football trophy. Spare Tire Dixon . Bubba Smith Trixie ........... Dorit Sauer Principal ........ Carol Gustafson 97. 03/17/91 "OLDIES BUT YOUNG'UNS" (518) Bill Prady Al is haunted by a tune heard on the radio which he can hum but not name. He similarly haunts Kelly's date who learns that he can look but not touch. [Note: this episode features the first appearance of the "Top of the Heap" characters. Also, the ending credits have Al's mystery song playing: "Anna (Go To Him)", instead of the regular theme music.] Charlie Verducci . Joseph Bologna Vinnie Verducci .. Matt Le Blanc Customer #1 ...... Michael Stanton Dave ............. Suli McCullough Customer #2 ...... Ron Litman Rick Cool ........ Bean Baxter 98. 03/24/91 "WEENIE TOT LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS" (517) Kevin Curran A year's supply of something close to food known as "Weenie-Tots" could be Al's, if Kelly lands the job as spokesgirl to represent the stuff. Kelly becomes Miss Weenie Tot and Al gets his favorite mock-food, but since Tots rapidly disintegrate upon contact with air, Peg manages to spoil every single box searching for a winning prize ticket. Mr. Shnick ....... Ray Girardin IRS Agent ........ Milt Tarver Butter Lefkowitz . Helena Apothaker Rhonda Rose ...... Jennifer Braff Johnson .......... F. Richards Ford Policeman ........ Dan Tullis, Jr. Flopsie ....... Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst 99. 04/07/91 "KIDS! WADAYA GONNA DO?" (521) Ellen L. Fogle / Linda Day Al and Peg go over to watch a movie at Marcy's house, and proceed to take over the place. Meanwhile, the Bundy offspring seek gainful employment, but only Bud gains, while Kelly babysits the family from hell. Also, Bud finally manages to get a girl. [ Note: this episode originally aired as a one-hour "special" along with the pilot showing of "Top of the Heap".] Crystal .......... Helena Apothaker Agatha ........... Edith Varon June Hubbard ..... Irina Cashen March Hubbard .... Joey Simmrin January Hubbard .. Matt Leavitt * December Hubbard . Kristen Semon April Hubbard .... Samantha Leavitt * July Hubbard ..... Cheri Semon May Hubbard ...... Heather Lynne Cranny 99a. 04/07/91 "TOP OF THE HEAP" Ron Leavitt & Arthur Silver Vinnie and Charlie Verducci visit Al at the shoe store, but there is actually little more of "Married With Children" to be found in this episode. Al loses his TV in a bet due to Vinnie's poor boxing ability, so at the end he sneaks into the Verducci's apartment and takes theirs. Charlie Verducci . Joseph Bologna Vinnie Verducci .. Matt Le Blanc Kathleen Morgan .. Diana Bellamy Mona Mullins ..... Joey Adams Tyler Cameron .... Rebecca Cross Roger Bonderly ... John Mansfield Nelson ........... Charles Howerton Man #1 ........... Dennis Holahan Woman ............ Kathryn O'Reilly Security Man ..... Tim Hill Mary Ann ......... Jill Pierce Man #2 ........... Harold Harris 100. 04/14/91 "YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (Part-1)" (519) J.D. Brangato & Michael Ferris / Linda Day Al doesn't want to buy an air conditioner, so he moves his family into the supermarket. They are told to buy something or they'll be arrested, so while checking out, they cut in front of Marcy and become the store's one millionth customer. The prize is a $1000 shopping spree, but Marcy wants it as well. Manager .......... Bruce Jarchow Cashier .......... Jodie Mann Bob .............. John Mallory Asher Nibbles .......... Bobbie Brown Butter ........... Helena Apothaker The D.J. ......... Kevin Ryder Mrs. Gillis ...... Louise P. Rapport Cheese Lady ...... Regina Leeds 101. 04/21/91 "YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (Part-2)" (520) Stacie Lipp / Linda Day Conclusion. The Bundys and the Darcys compete in a battle to see who can get $1000 of groceries first. Kelly and Bud pass the time by tormenting Foodie's special guest "The Beaver". Mr. Foodie ....... Alan Oppenheimer Manager .......... Bruce Jarchow Cashier .......... Jodie Mann Nibbles .......... Bobbie Brown Boy .............. Brent Corman Himself .......... Jerry Mathers 102. 04/28/91 "BUCK THE STUD" (524) Chip Johannessen & John Rinker A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if Buck will breed with his champion dog "Lady Briard". Needless to say, it goes terribly wrong, and Al is stuck with the bill. Meanwhile, Kelly becomes Bud's fashion counselor and dresses him in medieval costumes. Mr. Lovejoy ...... Armin Shimmerman Bubbles .......... Debbie Dunning Margie ........... Jennifer Blanc Bridgett ......... Trea Shields 103. 05/05/91 "ROUTE 666 (Part-1)" (522) Katherine Green The Bundys go on a vacation and end up finding an old prospector who sells them a map to a gold mine. They call Jefferson & Marcy, who come to the rescue, thinking the kids are dying, but it turns out Al & Peg want their money for the mine deal. The six of them go out to search for gold. Prospector ....... John Byner Codger #1 ........ Carmen Filpi Banjo Player ..... Buddy Matlock Codger #2 ........ Owen Bush Young Zeke ....... Michael G. Moye * 104. 05/12/91 "ROUTE 666 (Part-2)" (523) Ralph R. Farquhar Conclusion. In this episode, Al, Peg, Bud, Kelly, Marcy, and Jefferson are all searching for gold. Al discovers the first nugget, and everyone but Kelly winds up with a bag of gold. They each have their fantasies about how to spend it. Eventually, we find out they're stuck in the middle of a tourist attraction, "seeded" with phony gold for the rubes to find. The miners don't take very kindly to this turn of events. Demerson ......... Earl Billings Yetta ............ Sharyn Leavitt * Macadamia ........ Renee Tenison Honey Roasted .... Ava Fabian Cashew ........... Pamela Anderson Pecan ............ Bobbie Brown Fantasy Man ...... Derek Sellers Fantasy Man ...... David Nelson Fantasy Man ...... Richard Hanson Fantasy Man ...... Alex Walters Fantasy Man ...... Steve Henneberry Almond ....... Heather E. Parkhurst --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- ------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- PROGRAM GUIDE by Dean Adams {dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu} (May, 1993) ** SIXTH Season Episodes (1991-92) ** Regular cast: Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades Darcy Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson Darcy Buck the Dog ........................ Buck Production staff: Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver Ellen L. Fogle Executive Producer .................. Michael G. Moye Ron Leavitt Producer ............................ Barbara Blachut Cramer Script Supervisor ................... Kevin Curran Story Editor ........................ Stacie Lipp Larry Jacobson Creative Consultant ................. Marjorie Gross Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen 105. 09/08/91 "SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (Part-1)" (601) [Taped: 08/16/91] Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye In the sixth-season opener, Marcy and Jefferson announce they are expecting, sending Al into peals of laughter -- until Peggy announces the same. This is the end of the world for Al. Kelly and Bud are not very pleased either, and they take it out on him. ["Baby" (in dream) .. Abraham Benrubi] 106. 09/15/91 "SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (Part-2)" (602) [08/23/91] Kevin Curran Dancing girls in a bar connected to the bus station give Al some solace -- and a dream of permanent escape -- from Peg's demands for belly rubbing and an expensive baby accessory. Bartender ........ Monty Hoffman Girl Vendor ...... Lisa Saxton Man with nose .... Joey Sagal Girl Dancer ...... Cyndi Pass 107. 09/22/91 "IF AL HAD A HAMMER" (603) [08/30/91] Kevin Curran Armed with determination and the Bundy heirloom hammer, Al builds a room for himself and himself alone -- until word gets out. Meanwhile, Bud builds himself a new identity as streetwise "Grandmaster B", but nobody else can seem to remember it right. Jill ............. Bobbie Phillips Norris ........... Frank Lloyd Harriet .......... Sharyn Leavitt Nelvia ........... Ellerine! Betsy ............ Catherine Rusoff Melba ............ Gita Isak Melvin ........... Rick Scarry Harry ............ Jeff Michalski Herb ............. Anthony S. Johnson Sony ............. Bill Cho Lee 108. 09/29/91 "CHEESE, CUES, AND BLOOD" (604) [09/06/91] Teleplay: Brian Scully, Story: Allan Davis Kelly earns a quick $1000 to buy a gown for the Miss Cheese competition, and a suspicious Al is out for blood -- then out of blood when he sells his to stake her moneymaking endeavors. Doug ............. David Dario James ............ Bert L. Cook Adam ............. B.T. Taylor Tony ............. Tom Perna Slick Stick Jackson . James Paradise Kid .............. Christian Guzek 109. 10/06/91 "LOOKING FOR A DESK IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES" (605) [09/13/91] Stacie Lipp While Peg's away helping Marcy recover her precious childhood belongings (that Jefferson abandoned in a storage locker), the family has an "anti- baby meeting" and makes plans for a new Bundy world order, which includes food, clean clothes, and a "huge-hootered oriental woman" for Al, to replace the pregzilla Peggy. Bum .............. Robert Lesser Topsy ............ Renee Tenison Mrs.Garcia ....... Terri Hoyos Mopsy ............ Rosie Tenison Bathsheba ........ Lisa Saxton Jorge ............ Seth Dillon Salmoe ........... Tonya Offer 110. 10/13/91 "BUCK HAS A BELLY ACHE" (606) [09/27/91] Ellen L. Fogle When a disturbed Buck stops eating and gets all the attention, Peggy goes home to Wanker County, where her city ways don't set right with her cousins. Cousin Eb ........ William Sanderson Possum Boy ....... John Gerard Cousin Effie ..... Joey Lauren Adams Young Kit ........ Patrick Cranshaw 111. 10/27/91 "IF I COULD SEE ME NOW" (607) [10/11/91] Gabrielle Topping / Amanda Bearse * Despite overwhelming evidence -- such as nearly driving into a lake, Al steadfastly maintains he has no need for eyeglasses. But once fitted, his happiness is blurred by the world he now sees around him. [Note: Katey Sagal took time-off starting with this episode] Wally ............ Robert Fieldsteel TV Announcer ..... Gene Baxter 112. 11/03/91 "GODS SHOES" (608) [10/18/91] Ellen L. Fogle Regaining consciousness after a fall, Al claims to have seen "god", whose perfect shoes Al decides to market to the masses, using money that Jefferson took from Marcy. Sidney Rimhollow . Tim Kazurinsky Host ............. Larry Jacobson * Bob .............. Brad Parker Lola ............. Megan O'Hara Scary Mary ....... June Foray 113. 11/10/91 "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (Part-1)" (609) [10/25/91] Larry Jacobson Gypped out of an appearance on public-access TV by her modeling school teacher, Kelly gets her own show on the air with $35 from her girlfriends. "Vital social issues'n stuff with KELLY" features an all-girl band, and some of her friends discussing subjects like "men's butts" and the slut of the week. This show is so fabulous, the networks are interested. Vinnie Verducci .. Matt LeBlanc Talk Show Host ... Dinah Lenney Roberta .......... Heather Grimes Cyndy ............ Donna Eskra Samantha ......... Georgi Irene Jeannie .......... Lisa Fuhrman Joanie ........... Kari Wuhrer 114. 11/17/91 "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (Part-2)" (610) [11/01/91] Larry Jacobson Conclusion. Kelly hits Hollywood and does her thing for the network brass, who love it - except for some teeny tiny (and disastrous) suggestions. [Note: the fictitious show posters seen in the studio hall "Black Cop, White Girl", "The Homeless Detective", "Amos and Andrew", "Me and the Shiska", all feature series creators Leavitt & Moye and staff writers, including Larry Jacobsen.] Jeff Littlehead .. Jon Lovitz Cyndy ............ Donna Eskra Rock Turboman .... Pete Steinfeld Jeannie .......... Lisa Fuhrman Roberta .......... Heather Grimes Samantha ......... Georgi Irene Stage Manager .... Cleveland O'Neal Joanie ........... Kari Wuhrer Hair Dresser ..... Victor Hugo Basso Gig Fontaine ..... Garth Ancier Girl #2 ........ Denise Lee Richards Girl #1 .......... Megan O'Hara 115. 11/24/91 "AL BUNDY, SHOE DICK" (611) [11/08/91] Larry Jacobson Mistaken identity turns Al from a PI's janitor into a PI, hired by a comely client who fears family members may interfere with her expected bequest of a priceless gem from her uncle. Before that can happen, the uncle is murdered and Al is left holding the knife. Eventually Al solves the case, only to wake up from a very strange dream. [Note: Katey Sagal returns in this episode, after being absent since show #607] Vanessa Van Pelt . Traci Lords Adolph Van Pelt .. Anthony James Bruce Van Pelt ... David Sederholm Leonard Van Pelt . Frank Lloyd Tanya Van Pelt ... Nicole Chamberlain Sandy ............ David Wells Colonel Van Pelt . John Randolph Jack Dallas ...... Ron Leavitt * 116. 12/01/91 "SO THIS IS HOW SINATRA FELT" (612) [11/15/91] Stacie Lipp Peggy sends the kids to spy on Al, to confirm her suspicion that Al's new-found giddiness is because of an affair, rather than Al's claim that it's only flirting by a "shoe groupie". Ricki ............ Jessica Hahn Leona ............ Maggi Montgomery 117. 12/22/91 "I WHO HAVE BEEN NOTHING" (613) [12/06/91] Katherine Green The game ball from Al's greatest gridiron day is in the hands of a former flame, who won't give it back unless she can get her hands on Al. Sandy ............ Wendie Jo Sperber Lawyer ........... Paul Cira Aunt Heather ..... Karen Lynn Scott 118. 01/05/92 "THE MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND" (614) [12/13/91] Kevin Curran Bud does his coolest best while wrapped around the finger of a girl excited by traditionally non-Bundy things, like rafting and sky-diving. Meanwhile Peg invites the Darcy's over to play a new board game called "Ethical Dilemma". Kara ............. Bobbie Phillips Biff ............. Dan Clark 119. 01/19/92 "JUST SHOE IT" (615) [01/10/92] Lisa Chernin Who better to star in a new athletic-shoe commercial than 1966 Polk High All-City running back and shoe salesman Al Bundy? Director ......... Steve Vinovich Caterer .......... Tom Reilly Receptionist ..... Elizabeth Giordano Al's Feet ........ Frank Lloyd Casting Executive . George C. Simms Himself .......... Steve Carlton Himself .......... Sugar Ray Leonard Commercial Announcer . Jay Gardner Himself .......... Ed "Too Tall" Jones 120. 02/09/92 "RITES OF PASSAGE" (616) [01/24/92] Ilunga Adell Peg plans a clown-and-pony party for Bud's 18th birthday, but Al offers him a Bundy tradition -- his first visit to a nudie bar and his first bar fight. Meanwhile, Buck falls in love with the pony. [Note: this episode's credits *finally* reveals that Buck the Dog's voice has been provided by staff writer Kevin Curran. Also, instead of the normal still frame during the closing credits, there is a scene showing Sticky playing with a large knife and a teddy bear. ] Sticky the Clown . Roger Hewlett Roxanne .......... Gina Puzo Man .............. Carl Ciarfalio Gorgo ............ Frank Lloyd The Voice of Buck. Kevin Curran * 121. 02/16/92 "THE EGG AND I" (617) [01/31/92] Ellen L. Fogle Marcy's ex-husband Steve is in town and on the lam, carrying hope for reconciliation and a price on his head for stealing a rare hawk egg. Steve Rhoades .... David Garrison F.B.I. Man ....... Dan Tullis, Jr. News Anchor ...... Larry McKay [Voice of Buck ... Kevin Curran*] 122. 02/23/92 "DINNER WITH ANTHRAX" (619) [02/14/92] Larry Jacobson It's Al and Peg's 20th anniversary, and Peggy wants only one thing from Al... Meanwhile Kelly and Bud win the "My dinner with Anthrax" contest, which means a house party with the thrash-metal band, but there will be no party unless they get rid of mom and dad first. The answer: tricking them into taking a Florida "vacation" that turns out to be a time-share sales scam where the salesman won't leave them alone. Stan ............. Fred Willard V.J. ............. Roger Rose Himself .......... Edd Byrnes Themselves ....... Anthrax 123. 03/01/92 "PSYCHIC AVENGERS" (618) [02/07/92] Calvin Brown, Jr. / Amanda Bearse * Al is a broken man when the Bundy's can no longer afford to buy a weekly TV Guide. When Jefferson arrives with a fistful of cash, Al discovers he has been running a psychic scam called "Madame Zelda". To keep him quiet, Jefferson decides to let Al in on the deal, but Al soon takes over the whole operation and the rest of the Bundys join in. Can Al unite the five psychic bosses of Chicago? Will he be able to escape Madame Inga's curse? Madam Inga ....... Candice Azzara Big Bob .......... Travis Venable Zelmo ............ Steven Trevor Hakbar ........... Z.Z. Clark Psychic #1 ....... Larry Udy Old Lady ......... Barbara Perry Thursday Markowitz . Andy Flaster Buck the Man ..... Kevin Curran * 124. 03/22/92 "HI I.Q." (620) [02/21/92] Steve Crider An invitation to a join the high intelligence "Alpha Club" at a party is issued to Kelly -- and not to Bud. When they discover the real reason behind the gathering, Kelly and Bud decide to handle things with the usual Bundy charm (and violence). Meanwhile, Al buys a new "Handyman's Workbench 5000", which unfortunately has "some assembly required". This challenges the combined intellects of Al and Jefferson, as Peg and Marcy watch and enjoy the show by taking pictures and counting the injuries. Scott ............ Joshua Rifkind Guard ............ Gary Epp Delbert .......... James Quarter Margie ........... Rana Mack Ralph ......... Christopher M. Brown Man .............. Tim Hill 125. 04/05/92 "TEACHER PETS" (621) [03/06/92] Katherine Green Bud's belief that his 40-year-old teacher is romantically interested in him is greeted by guffaws from Al and Kelly, but another student smells the smoke and wants some fire for herself. Meanwhile, Peggy has a cold. Can Bud keep two girls, or will he suffer a humiliating Bundy defeat? Also in this episode, Al gets to watch (and sing along) with another episode of his favorite quality TV show: "Psycho Dad", while Peggy prefers the new Fox series: "Psycho Mom" [see appendix VI] Darlene .......... Charlotte Ross Kid .............. Ric Coy Miss McGowen ..... Linda Gibboney Ernie ............ Bert L. Cook Mrs. Mariner ..... Lillian Adams 126. 04/19/92 "THE GOOD-BYE GIRL" (622) [03/13/92] Stacie Lipp When Kelly's modeling school suddenly closes down, she gets a new job as a greeter at the "TV World" theme park. When this is threatened by her low performance ratings, Kelly gets switched into "Commercial Land" where she plays "The Verminator" who hunts down roaches (like Bud). Meanwhile, Al takes his annual "Bundy World Tour", a week-long around the world vacation (by himself), in the Bundy living room. Mr. Nielsen ...... Louis Mustillo Tour Guide ....... Edd Hall Janitor .......... Hal Landon, Jr. Kid #1 ........... Sean Fox Guy .............. Mitchell Dean Kid #2 ........... Lindsey France Voice of Master Po .. Dana Lee 127. 04/26/92 "THE GAS STATION SHOW" (623) [03/20/92] Michael G. Moye & Ron Leavitt Al turns sentimental after watching the film "Shenandoah" on TV so he proclaims to the family that it is now "Bundy Sunday Funday", but first they must push the Dodge to a gas station. Unfortunately Al is broke after buying $2 worth of "full service" gas, and when the family raids the store for junk food he is stuck working off his debt at the pumps. When Al eventually forces Bud to help him, the first car to arrive contains four platinum blondes of the Swedish Bikini Team. This leaves Al with the Chicago Bowling Team, consisting of four very large women. Joe .............. Phil Buckman Jim .............. Colby Chester Betty ............ Leah Ayres Jim jr ........... Jeffrey Roth Betty jr ......... Marisa Theodore Stacey ........... Andrea Leithe Ulla ............. Peggy Trentini Karin ............ Anna Keller Olga ............. Sherlock Ganz Eva .............. Jane Frances Hilgar ........... Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst 128. 05/03/92 "ENGLAND SHOW (Part-1)" (624) [03/30-04/17/92] Ellen L. Fogle The Bundys win a trip to England, courtesy of the village Lower Uncton, which can rid itself of a centuries-long curse by ridding the world of male Bundys---and there are just two left. Back in 1653, an ancestor of Al's - Shamus McBundy, insulted a fat, ugly witch who then imposed a curse on the village and all future male Bundys. The Lower Uncton residents must kill the last male Bundys inside their city limits in order to end the curse, while Upper Uncton people must insure they die outside the city so the curse does not get transferred to them. [Note: story editors Larry Jacobson and Stacie Lipp do a walk-on appearance together; LJ says "show salesman".] Winston .......... Bill Oddie Trevor ........... Alun Armstrong Igor ............. Steven Hartley Mayor Fivshaw .... Tony Steedman Poxilda .......... Helena Carroll Voice of Buck .... Kevin Curran * Voice of Nearby Dogs .. Ron Leavitt & Michael G. Moye * 129. 05/10/92 "ENGLAND SHOW (Part-2)" (625) [03/30-04/17/92] Stacie Lipp After shopping and eating a while longer in London, the Bundys arrive in Lower Uncton -- minus Kelly, who decides to stay behind since she is a "city girl". Marcy and Jefferson continue the quest to catch up with their luggage. Meanwhile, at a London disco Kelly receives a warning that the family is in danger. She must somehow find her way to Lower Uncton, before it's too late. Winston .......... Bill Oddie Trevor ........... Alun Armstrong Igor ............. Steven Hartley Mayor Fivshaw .... Tony Steedman [Voice of Buck ... Kevin Curran] 130. 05/17/92 "ENGLAND SHOW (Part-3)" (626) [03/30-04/17/92] Kevin Curran With a mob of angry villagers in front of them and the gallows behind them, Al and Bud finally realize that their lives may be in danger. Kelly arrives just in time to rescue them, but the family is pursued by Lower Unctonians until they reach the border between the two towns. Caught between two competing mobs, the Bundys fate will depend on Al's ability to joust, when the Unctonians make peace concessions based on concession sales. Meanwhile, Marcy and Jefferson are finally having a good time on their vacation... in a "bondage" club. [Note: the England Show episodes were all produced by John Maxwell Anderson.] Winston .......... Bill Oddie Trevor ........... Alun Armstrong Igor ............. Steven Hartley Mayor Fivshaw .... Tony Steedman [Voice of Buck ... Kevin Curran] -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- ------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- ** SEVENTH Season Episodes (1992-93) ** Regular cast: Ed O'Neill .......................... Al Bundy Katey Sagal ......................... Peggy Bundy Amanda Bearse ....................... Marcy Rhoades Darcy Christina Applegate ................. Kelly Bundy David Faustino ...................... Bud Bundy Ted McGinley ........................ Jefferson Darcy Buck the Dog ........................ Buck Production staff: Co-Producer ......................... Stacie Lipp Creative Consultant ................. Richard Gurman Michael G. Moye Supervising Producer ................ Kevin Curran Co-Executive Producer ............... Arthur Silver Ellen L. Fogle Executive Producer .................. Ron Leavitt Producer ............................ John Maxwell Anderson Executive Story Editor .............. Larry Jacobson Dog Trainer ......................... Steven Ritt Director (primary) .................. Gerry Cohen 131. 09/13/92 "MAGNIFICENT SEVEN" (701) [08/21/92] {14.9/23} Arthur Silver The Bundys have another mouth to feed as Married With Children starts a new year. In the seventh-season opener, Peggy's cousin Zemus and wife Ida Mae Wanker make a quick visit and leave behind their five-year old son Seven, who is captivating to Peggy -- and only Peggy. She sees this as her chance to finally be a great mother... or at least try. Kelly gives Bud a poster of "WAGS the Perplexed Pup. Cartoon cutie" [Note: we see Bud's bedroom for the first time in this episode] Zemus ............ Bobcat Goldthwait Ida Mae .......... Linda Blair Seven ............ Shane Sweet 132. 09/20/92 "T-R-A... SOMETHING, SPELLS TRAMP" (702) [08/28/92] Ron Leavitt & Ellen L. Fogle {13.1/20} While Peggy seeks Saturday-night conversation, Kelly discusses men with three kindred sirens after being stranded by her date. Ralph ............ Corey Feldman Lorraine ......... Liz Vassey Seven ............ Shane Sweet D.J. ............. Dusty Street [girl ............ Lisa Rieffel] 133. 09/27/92 "EVERY BUNDY HAS A BIRTHDAY" (703) [09/04/92] {12.1/18} Richard Gurman When Peggy discovers that nobody knows Seven's birthday, she chooses a date for him at random. Al is not pleased when it turns out he has lost his birthday to the new kid. Peggy decides to have a party for Seven at a local park, but the party poops when another parent proclaims the public park private for his own son's party. [Note: Kelly's birthday is given in this episode as November 27th, and Bud's as January 22nd] Seven ............ Shane Sweet Phillip .......... Andrew Masset Gwen ............. Sherry Rooney Parachuter ....... Frank Lloyd Worker ........... Weston Blakesley Brian ............ Ted Roberts 134. 10/04/92 "AL ON THE ROCKS" (704) [09/14/92] {14.3/22} Andrew Smith When Peggy uses up the monthly mortgage money to pay Seven's doctor bill, Al is forced to take a second job: bartending at a topless bar -- where it's the bartender who's topless. Meanwhile, Peg starts banning the other Bundys from the house to protect Seven from their germs. Seven ............ Shane Sweet Gladys ........... Diane Delano Patron #1 ........ Sherlock Ganz Woman ............ Laurel Ollstein 135. 10/11/92 "WHAT I DID FOR LOVE" (705) [09/25/92] {12.9/19} Ellen L. Fogle The way to a man's heart may be through his stomach, but it's not the heart that's sought by Peggy -- who is tired of being ignored by Al in the bedroom so she tries a variety of enticing new outfits in an attempt to whet the appetite of an otherwise starving Al. Unfortunately, the only thing Al wants is a steak dinner. Seven ............ Shane Sweet Sales Lady ....... Penelope Windust Guy .............. Keith Coulouris Girl ............. Jocelyn Kelly 136. 10/25/92 "FRAT CHANCE" (706) [10/02/92] {12.3/19} Larry Jacobson To meet girls, Bud starts his own "cool" community college fraternity "Alpha Gonna Get'em", but the premiere toga party (in the Bundy garage) lacks fun... and women. A.G.G.'s motto is: "Lookie, lookie, we're gonna get some nookie", and also: "We'll do good on our tests, so we'll feel some breasts". Seven ............ Shane Sweet Ahmed ............ S. Kyle Parker Francis .......... Andy Milder Gus .............. Elek Hartman Girl ............. Kathleen McClellan Gerri ............ Jamie Luner 137. 11/01/92 "THE CHICAGO WINE PARTY" (707) [10/16/92] {9.8/14} Stacie Lipp The Bundys hit the voting booths, united to defeat political correctness- and a new 2 cent beer tax. When their causes lose at the polls, the Bundys hit the streets for some good old fashioned pillaging. [Note: Ron Leavitt and Larry Jacobson have cameo appearances (during the closing news report); Cynthia Allison was a reporter for KNBC in Los Angeles] Muffy ............ Kari Coleman Volunteer #1 ..... Pearl Shear News Anchor ...... Cynthia Allison Storekeeper Jim .. Hartley Silver Doug ............. Michael Goldfinger Volunteer #2...... Flora Burke Activist #2 ...... Cynthena Sanders Activist #1 ...... Jim Chiros Man .............. Ed Burke Beer Girl #1 ..... Cindy Margolis Beer Girl #2 ..... Robin Killian Beer Girl #3 ..... Tonya Poole 138. 11/08/92 "KELLY DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE" (708) [10/23/92] Gabrielle Topping / Amanda Bearse * {12.0/17} Al decides another Bundy must find a job, and the axe falls on Kelly. This breaks Peggy's heart since no Wanker woman has ever worked before. Kelly must first experience the wonderful world of waitressing, prior to finding her true calling as Kelly Bundy: Philosopher/Waitress. Wayne ............ Brian Doyle-Murray Miss Parker ...... Charlotte Booker Carol ............ Lisa Robin Kelly Girl ............. Aubree Mazzola Customer ......... Bert Cook Seven ............ Shane Sweet 139. 11/15/92 "ROCK OF AGES" (709) [10/30/92] Al Aidekman When his paycheck is abducted by bill collectors, Al decides to enter a shoe-selling contest. The prize: a first-class ticket to Hawaii, which the family turns into four standbys. But that doesn't keep them from hobnobbing in the first-class lounge with six musicians. Al masquerades as rock star Axel Bundy from "Shoes and Socks". The Bundys later join in to sing for "Old Aid". [Note: see Appendix VI for song lyrics] Seven ............ Shane Sweet Himself .......... Spencer Davis Himself .......... Richie Havens Himself .......... Robbie Krieger Himself .......... Mark Lindsay Himself .......... Peter Noone Himself .......... John Sebastian Attendant ........ Aaron Lustig Petal ............ Theresa Lee V.J. ............. Mark Goodman 140. 11/22/92 "DEATH OF A SHOE SALESMAN" (710) [11/13/92] Stacie Lipp Al buys a cemetery plot so he can be buried next to his hero, the late western-movie sidekick "Fuzzy McGee" and the mule "Dadgummit". But where does that leave Peggy? Funeral Director . Dan Castellaneta Priest ........... James R. Sweeney Man .............. Emilio Borelli Lorraine ......... Laurel Lockhart Harry ............ Robert Ackerman Voice of Newscaster . Bill Applebaum 141. 12/13/92 "THE OLD COLLEGE TRY" (711) [11/20/92] Teleplay: Dianne Burroughs & Joey Gutierrez, Story: P. Sharon Thanks to a lucrative grant ($25,000), Bud is ready to leave home and start the good life at college... until Al and Peg accidentally discover the money and grant it to themselves. Seven ............ Shane Sweet Julie ............ Leslie Ryan Bank Nerd #1 ..... Stan Chandler Bank Nerd #2 ..... Tim Maculan Toni ............. Jennifer Pusheck Bank Teller ...... Michael Mitz Old Man .......... Richard Mayer Coed #1 .......... Alex McLeod Coed #2 .......... Sabryn Genet 142. 12/20/92 "CHRISTMAS" (712) [12/11/92] Ellen L. Fogle In the company of his peers at a santa bar, mall-santa Al recalls christmases past when he managed to avoid getting gifts for Peggy, Kelly, and Bud by turning them against each other (flashback to 1974). Unfortunately this year the family shows a united front, which has caused Al's present predicament. They sing him the following song: With twelve days till christmas, your family got for you: 12 days fruit picking, 11 offramp selling, 10 toilets cleaning, 9 digging graves, 8 snaking sewers, 7 spearing rats, 6 training guard dogs, 5 giving blood! 4 crash-test dummying, 3 jobs roach killing, 2 jobs dog catching, and one job santaing at the mall... Seven ............ Shane Sweet Bartender ........ Dennis Cockrum Ishowitz ......... Fred Sanders Elf .............. Kevin Thompson Charity Santa .... Ed Morgan Matt ............. Matt Leavitt * Samantha ......... Samantha Leavitt* Santa ............ Monty Hoffman Freckled Girl .... Kristen Martin Assistant ........ Sara Shearer Denise ........... Paula Bernard Lolly ............ Kristen Semon Polly ............ Cheri Semon [Voice of Buck .... Kevin Curran] 143. 01/10/93 "WEDDING SHOW" (713) [12/18/92] {12.4/17} Arthur Silver The Bundys are going to a family wedding. Peggy can't decide what to wear, so while she dresses (and redresses), Al waits and daydreams. Kelly color-coordinates will fellow bridesmaids, deciding that tight black leather is always best. Meanwhile, Bud gets to know the bride to be much better than he should! [Note: Andrea Elson was formerly a regular on "Alf", and Joey Adams is from "Top of the Heap"] Janie ............ Joey Lauren Adams Corky ............ Sara Melson Heidi ............ Andrea Elson Natalie .......... Robin Killian 144. 01/17/93 "IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS" (714) [01/15/93] Michael G. Moye / Sam W. Orender It's no vacation for Al when "sisters" Peg and Marcy join his fishing trip and make him referee their constant bickering. Meanwhile, the kids help Jefferson spend Marcy's money. Seven ............ Shane Sweet Johnny ........... Joel Gretsch Mindy ............ Terri Wilgren 145. 02/07/93 "HEELS ON WHEELS" (715) [01/22/93] Stacy Lipp Working at the diner is getting to Kelly so she decides to rebel by getting a motorcycle, which Peggy deems too dangerous - until she tries it for herself and gets some good vibrations. But it is Al who really takes to the new bike when he imagines himself an easy rider, at least until an untimely head-on meeting with the Dodge. Lulu ............. Paris Houghton NBC Announcer .... Todd McLaren 146. 02/14/93 "MR. EMPTY PANTS" (716) George Tricker Peggy's magazine cartoon of Al makes him famous, but Al would prefer the fame to be fleeting--until another magazine declares him a sex symbol. Bertha ........... Cynthia Szigeti Steve ............ Steve Bean Man .............. Cain DeVore Antoine .......... Brian Jensen Fredo ............ Jack Kenny Candy ............ Kristi Ducati Sandy ............ Avalon Anders Mandy ............ Janne Halskov Anchorman ........ Arthur Hanket 147. 02/21/93 "YOU CAN'T MISS" (717) [02/12/93] Joel Valentine & Scott Zimbler / Amanda Bearse * After one too many dateless Saturdays, Bud appears on a dating-game show for the less experienced--with not quite the expected results. Meanwhile, Kelly believes there is a conspiracy to keep her from knowing what day it is. Candy ............ Chantal Dubay Adam ............. Bill Maher Henry ............ Brian Leckner Eugene ........... Matt Winston Tania ............ Allison Barron Rodrico .......... Ron Evans Betty ............ Kiamalise Budak Carol ............ Tiffany Sloan 148. 02/28/93 "PEGGY AND THE PIRATES" (718) [02/19/93] {12.4/18} Richard Gurman Peg narrates her own pirate fantasy and stars as a captive princess (Scarlet), with Jefferson as her prince (Paco), Al as her captor (and later rescuer) pirate Captain Courage, and Marcy's ex-husband Steve as the evil pirate Rubio the Cruel, who's feared for his terrible showtune singing as much as anything else. The crew is rounded out by Bud, as Fluvio the hunchback First Mate, Kelly as the Navigator, Marcy as the Cabin Boy-girl, and Buck as Long John Buck. Meanwhile, Al has a battle of his own with an overflowed toilet. Steve Rhoades .... David Garrison Black Bob ........ Eric Menyuk Black Ben ........ Gene LeBell Black Bert ....... Frank Lloyd Seven ............ Shane Sweet 149. 03/14/93 "GO FOR THE OLD" (719) [02/26/93] Stacie Lipp When Al is mistaken for being 65, he takes revenge by using a senior citizen discount card and competing in the senior athletic games, in which he shows--and gets--no mercy. [Note: an announcer reads the following message at the end: "Bet you thought Al was going to let the old guy win. Well, then you haven't been paying attention for the last seven years. But, what we really wanted to do was to give a lesson to all the kids out there". Then Al has the last word: Al: "It's only cheating, if you get caught".] Ira .............. E.D. Miller Official ......... Kevin Brief George ........... George Feinstein Vendor ........... Mario Roccuzzo Cheerleader ...... Peggy Gilbert Cheerleader ...... Jerrie Thill Cheerleader ...... Georgia Shilling Cheerleader ...... Marian M. Wells Stadium Announcer. Todd McLaren 150. 03/28/93 "UNALFUL ENTRY" (720) [03/18/93] Larry Jacobson / Amanda Bearse * Al has his day in court--as the defendant, sued by a burglar after he decks him to halt the crime. Says Al: "he broke into my house, so I broke into his face". [Note: Courtroom scene during end credits; Kelly sitting alone, waiting. "Where is my damn cheeseburger?!"] Laurie Diamond ... Melanie Chartoff Policeman ........ Dan Tullis, Jr. Burglar .......... Randall "Tex" Cobb Judge ............ Edwin Owens Sandy ............ Brooke Stacy Mills Anchorwoman ...... Kari Coleman 151. 04/11/93 "MOVIE SHOW" (721) [03/19/93] {10.9} Ellen L. Fogle Kelly breaks a date to accept her parents invitation to celebrate her birthday by going to the movies -- where she finds her erstwhile boyfriend with another woman, and Bud tries unsuccessfully to find a girl to sit with him. [Note: during the end credits the Bundys are sitting in the theater and making the following comments: Kelly: Oh, Richard Improta [art director], he's supposed to be great. Al: Sam W. Orender [assoc. director], sounds like a cartoon lizard. Peggy: Hey, Richard Draney [stage manager], he's legendary. Bud: Kitty Rourke [production associate] and Thomas W. Markle [director of photography], I heard they're secretly married. Al: Hey, look at that thing go; Mike Semon [property master], my man! Whoa, here come the Columbia logo! ALL: Booooo!! ] Frank ............ David Boreanaz Usher ............ Craig Benton Salesgirl ........ Kimberly Brooks Lon .............. Nick Oleson Liz .............. Elena Statheros Lex .............. Phil Dominguez Lil .............. Anahtt Minasyan Man .............. Robin Francis Robinson 152. 04/25/93 "TILL DEATH DO US PART" (722) [03/26/93] {11.0} Stacie Lipp Al's deficient bedroom performance is the talk of the town, even though the only person Peggy told about it was Marcy. Now its up to Al to get himself back into shape. [Note: we see the Bundy's basement for the first time in this episode.] <no guest cast> 153. 05/02/93 "TIS TIME TO SMELL THE ROSES" (723) [04/09/93] {10.3/15} Kevin Curran Al takes a $12,000 offer for early retirement from the shoe store, but Peg's mismanagement of their finances (via shopping), sends him back into the job market -- where he hears opportunity knocking with a chance to buy a store called "Homeplate Athletic Shoes". Meanwhile, Charlene Tilton visits the Bundy house, trying to sell an Abdomenizer. Ms. Blaub ........ Susan Peretz Manager .......... Peter Jason Habib #1 ......... S. Kyle Parker Habib #2 ......... Ted Davis Herself .......... Charlene Tilton 154. 05/09/93 "THE OLD INSURANCE DODGE" (724) [04/16/93] {9.6/16} Larry Jacobson While Al waits for the insurance company to settle on the theft of his cherished old Dodge, he test drives possible replacements -- like a Lincoln and a Mercedes. Meanwhile, Kelly seeks a new car on sale for 50K, so she starts collecting "K's". [Note: during the end credits, Kelly calls a car dealer and finds out the price is instead "50Gs"] Joe .............. Rob LaBelle Policeman ........ Dan Tullis, Jr. 155. 05/16/93 "THE WEDDING REPERCUSSIONS" (725) [04/23/93] Arthur Silver Bundy Cousin Jimmy is out to find the man who dallied with his fiancee on thier wedding day [in the episode "WEDDING SHOW" (713)], and he asks for help from Bud---the guilty party. Jimmy ............ Abraham Benrubi Dee Anna ......... Barbara Moore 156. 05/23/93 "THE PROPOSITION" (726) [04/30/93] Arthur Silver Vanna White plays a millionaire cosmetics mogul who hasn't met anyone like Al since the time they spent together at Polk High. Now she is offering to pay $500,000 to buy a chance to be with him again, but will Peggy agree to give up Al? Coco ............. Vanna White Phil ............. Kevin Schon Customer ......... Jane Childerhose FORMAT FOR EPISODE LISTINGS: a. __ b __ " episode title " ( c ) [ d ] {e/f} writer(s) / director a. episode number by airing order d. date of taping b. original air date e. rating c. production code f. ratings share --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- Note: you may freely copy and distribute this guide for personal use provided that it be distributed in it's entirety, with all original author and copyright information intact. Any sales of this document are expressly forbidden, without the specific consent of the author. [ Copyright (c) 1993, Dean Adams. All rights reserved. ] --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- { Internet: dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu, FidoNet: 1:102/1006.4 } --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- ------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- PROGRAM GUIDE by Dean Adams {dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu} (May, 1993) APPENDIX I - TITLE LISTINGS Air Date Order First Season: 1. 04/05/87 (101) PILOT 2. 04/12/87 (102) THINNERGY 3. 04/19/87 (104) BUT I DIDN'T SHOOT THE DEPUTY 4. 04/26/87 (106) WHOSE ROOM IS IT ANYWAY 5. 05/03/87 (105) HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD LATELY 6. 05/10/87 (103) SIXTEEN YEARS AND WHAT DO YOU GET 7. 05/17/87 (109) MARRIED... WITHOUT CHILDREN 8. 05/24/87 (110) THE POKER GAME 9. 05/31/87 (108) PEGGY SUE GOT WORK 10. 06/07/87 (107) AL LOSES HIS CHERRY 11. 06/14/87 (112) NIGHTMARE ON AL'S STREET 12. 06/21/87 (111) WHERE'S THE BOSS 13. 06/28/87 (113) JOHNNY BE GONE Second Season: 14. 09/27/87 (202) POPPY'S BY THE TREE (Part-1) 15. 09/27/87 (203) POPPY'S BY THE TREE (Part-2) 16. 10/04/87 (204) IF I WERE A RICH MAN 17. 10/11/87 (201) BUCK CAN DO IT 18. 10/18/87 (206) GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN (Part-1) 19. 10/18/87 (207) GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN (Part-2) 20. 10/25/87 (205) FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS 21. 11/01/87 (208) BORN TO WALK 22. 11/08/87 (209) ALLEY OF THE DOLLS 23. 11/15/87 (210) THE RAZOR'S EDGE 24. 11/22/87 (211) HOW DO YOU SPELL REVENGE? 25. 12/06/87 (212) EARTH ANGEL 26. 12/20/87 (213) YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 27. 01/10/88 (214) GUYS AND DOLLS 28. 01/24/88 (215) BUILD A BETTER MOUSETRAP 29. 02/07/88 (216) MASTER THE POSSIBILITIES 30. 02/14/88 (217) PEGGY LOVES AL - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 31. 02/21/88 (218) THE GREAT ESCAPE 32. 02/28/88 (219) IM-PO-DENT 33. 03/06/88 (220) JUST MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN 34. 03/13/88 (221) FATHER LODE 35. 05/01/88 (222) ALL IN THE FAMILY Third Season: 36. 11/06/88 (302) HE THOUGHT HE COULD 37. 11/20/88 (303) I'M GOING TO SWEATLAND 38. 11/27/88 (304) POKE HIGH 39. 12/11/88 (301) A PERIOD PIECE 40. 01/08/89 (305) A DUMP OF MY OWN 41. 01/15/89 (306) HER CUPS RUNNETH OVER 42. 01/29/89 (307) THE BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL 43. 02/05/89 (309) THE GYPSY CRIED 44. 02/12/89 (308) REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BARBER 45. **/**/** (310) I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT 46. 02/19/89 (311) EATIN' OUT 47. 02/26/89 (312) MY MOM, THE MOM 48. 03/12/89 (313) CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME 49. 03/19/89 (314) A THREE JOB, NO INCOME FAMILY 50. 03/26/89 (315) THE HARDER THEY FALL 51. 04/09/89 (316) THE HOUSE THAT PEG LOST 52. 04/23/89 (317) MARRIED... WITH QUEEN (Part-1) 53. 04/30/89 (318) MARRIED... WITH QUEEN, THE SEQUEL 54. 05/07/89 (320) THE DATELESS AMIGO 55. 05/14/89 (319) THE COMPUTER SHOW 56. 05/21/89 (321) LIFE'S A BEACH 57. 08/27/89 (322) HERE'S LOOKIN' AT YOU, KID Fourth Season: 58. 09/03/89 (401) HOT OFF THE GRILL 59. 09/10/89 (402) DEAD MEN DON'T DO AEROBICS 60. 09/24/89 (403) BUCK SAVES THE DAY 61. 10/01/89 (404) TOOTH AND CONSEQUENCES 62. 10/08/89 (405) HE AIN'T MUCH, BUT HE'S MINE 63. 10/29/89 (406) FAIR EXCHANGE 64. 11/05/89 (407) DESPERATELY SEEKING MISS OCTOBER 65. 11/12/89 (408) 976-SHOE 66. 11/19/89 (409) OH WHAT A FEELING 67. 11/26/89 (410) AT THE ZOO 68. 12/17/89 (412) IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (Part-1) 69. 12/17/89 (413) IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (Part-2) 70. 01/07/90 (411) WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN? 71. 01/14/90 (415) A TAXING PROBLEM 72. 02/04/90 (414) ROCK AND ROLL GIRL 73. 02/11/90 (416) YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM (Part-1) 74. 02/18/90 (417) YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM (Part-2) 75. 02/25/90 (418) WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND 76. 03/25/90 (420) PEGGY TURNS 300 77. 04/15/90 (421) PEGGY MADE A LITTLE LAMB 78. 04/29/90 (419) RAINGIRL 79. 05/06/90 (422) THE AGONY OF DeFEET 80. 05/13/90 (423) YARD SALE Fifth Season: 81. 09/23/90 (502) WE'LL FOLLOW THE SUN 82. 09/30/90 (501) AL... WITH KELLY 83. 10/07/90 (503) SUE CASA, HIS CASA 84. 10/14/90 (504) THE UNNATURAL 85. 10/21/90 (505) DANCE SHOW 86. 10/28/90 (506) KELLY BOUNCES BACK 87. 11/04/90 (507) MARRIED WITH ALIENS 88. 11/11/90 (508) WABBIT SEASON 89. 11/18/90 (509) DO YA THINK I'M SEXY 90. 11/25/90 (510) ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO 91. 12/16/90 (511) AND BABY MAKES MONEY 92. 01/06/91 (512) MARRIED... WITH WHO 93. 02/03/91 (514) THE GODFATHER 94. 02/10/91 (513) LOOK WHO'S BARKING 95. 02/17/91 (515) A MAN'S CASTLE 96. 02/24/91 (516) ALL NIGHT SECURITY DUDE 97. 03/17/91 (518) OLDIES BUT YOUNG'UNS 98. 03/24/91 (517) WEENIE TOT LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS 99. 04/07/91 (521) KIDS! WADAYA GONNA DO? 100. 04/14/91 (519) YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (Part-1) 101. 04/21/91 (520) YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (Part-2) 102. 04/28/91 (524) BUCK THE STUD 103. 05/05/91 (522) ROUTE 666 (Part-1) 104. 05/12/91 (523) ROUTE 666 (Part-2) Sixth Season: 105. 09/08/91 (601) SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (Part-1) 106. 09/15/91 (602) SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (Part-2) 107. 09/22/91 (603) IF AL HAD A HAMMER 108. 09/29/91 (604) CHEESE, CUES, AND BLOOD 109. 10/06/91 (605) LOOKING FOR A DESK IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES 110. 10/13/91 (606) BUCK HAS A BELLY ACHE 111. 10/27/91 (607) IF I COULD SEE ME NOW 112. 11/03/91 (608) GODS SHOES 113. 11/10/91 (609) KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (Part-1) 114. 11/17/91 (610) KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (Part-2) 115. 11/24/91 (611) AL BUNDY, SHOE DICK 116. 12/01/91 (612) SO THIS IS HOW SINATRA FELT 117. 12/22/91 (613) I WHO HAVE BEEN NOTHING 118. 01/05/91 (614) THE MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND 119. 01/19/92 (615) JUST SHOE IT 120. 02/09/92 (616) RITES OF PASSAGE 121. 02/16/92 (617) THE EGG AND I 122. 02/23/92 (619) DINNER WITH ANTHRAX 123. 03/05/92 (618) PSYCHIC AVENGERS 124. 03/22/92 (620) HI I.Q. 125. 04/05/92 (621) TEACHER PETS 126. 04/19/92 (622) THE GOOD-BYE GIRL 127. 04/26/92 (623) THE GAS STATION SHOW 128. 05/03/92 (624) ENGLAND SHOW (Part-1) 129. 05/10/92 (625) ENGLAND SHOW (Part-2) 130. 05/17/92 (626) ENGLAND SHOW (Part-3) Seventh Season: 131. 09/13/92 (701) MAGNIFICENT SEVEN 132. 09/20/92 (702) T-R-A... SOMETHING, SPELLS TRAMP 133. 09/27/92 (703) EVERY BUNDY HAS A BIRTHDAY 134. 10/04/92 (704) AL ON THE ROCKS 135. 10/11/92 (705) WHAT I DID FOR LOVE 136. 10/25/92 (706) FRAT CHANCE 137. 11/01/92 (707) THE CHICAGO WINE PARTY 138. 11/08/92 (708) KELLY DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE 139. 11/15/92 (709) ROCK OF AGES 140. 11/22/92 (710) DEATH OF A SHOE SALESMAN 141. 12/13/92 (711) THE OLD COLLEGE TRY 142. 12/20/92 (712) CHRISTMAS 143. 01/10/93 (713) WEDDING SHOW 144. 01/17/93 (714) IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS 145. 02/07/93 (715) HEELS ON WHEELS 146. 02/14/93 (716) MR. EMPTY PANTS 147. 02/21/93 (717) YOU CAN'T MISS 148. 02/28/93 (718) PEGGY AND THE PIRATES 149. 03/14/93 (719) GO FOR THE OLD 150. 03/28/93 (720) UNALFUL ENTRY 151. 04/11/93 (721) MOVIE SHOW 152. 04/25/93 (722) TILL DEATH DO US PART 153. 05/02/93 (723) TIS TIME TO SMELL THE ROSES 154. 05/09/93 (724) THE OLD INSURANCE DODGE 155. 05/16/93 (725) THE WEDDING REPERCUSSIONS 156. 05/23/93 (726) THE PROPOSITION -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- APPENDIX I - TITLE LISTINGS Alphabetical Order 65. 11/12/89 (408) 976-SHOE 79. 05/06/90 (422) THE AGONY OF DeFEET 115. 11/24/91 (611) AL BUNDY, SHOE DICK 10. 06/07/87 (107) AL LOSES HIS CHERRY 134. 10/04/92 (704) AL ON THE ROCKS 82. 09/30/90 (501) AL... WITH KELLY 35. 05/01/88 (222) ALL IN THE FAMILY 96. 02/24/91 (516) ALL NIGHT SECURITY DUDE 22. 11/08/87 (209) ALLEY OF THE DOLLS 91. 12/16/90 (511) AND BABY MAKES MONEY 67. 11/26/89 (410) AT THE ZOO 42. 01/29/89 (307) BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL, THE 21. 11/01/87 (208) BORN TO WALK 17. 10/11/87 (201) BUCK CAN DO IT 110. 10/13/91 (606) BUCK HAS A BELLY ACHE 60. 09/24/89 (403) BUCK SAVES THE DAY 102. 04/28/91 (524) BUCK THE STUD 28. 01/24/88 (215) BUILD A BETTER MOUSETRAP 3. 04/19/87 (104) BUT I DIDN'T SHOOT THE DEPUTY 48. 03/12/89 (313) CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME 108. 09/29/91 (604) CHEESE, CUES, AND BLOOD 137. 11/01/92 (707) THE CHICAGO WINE PARTY 142. 12/20/92 (712) CHRISTMAS 55. 05/14/89 (319) COMPUTER SHOW, THE 85. 10/21/90 (505) DANCE SHOW 54. 05/07/89 (320) DATELESS AMIGO, THE 59. 09/10/89 (402) DEAD MEN DON'T DO AEROBICS 140. 11/22/92 (710) DEATH OF A SHOE SALESMAN 64. 11/05/89 (407) DESPERATELY SEEKING MISS OCTOBER 122. 02/23/92 (619) DINNER WITH ANTHRAX 89. 11/18/90 (509) DO YA THINK I'M SEXY 40. 01/08/89 (305) DUMP OF MY OWN, A 25. 12/06/87 (212) EARTH ANGEL 46. 02/19/89 (311) EATIN' OUT 121. 02/16/92 (617) EGG AND I, THE 128. 05/03/92 (624) ENGLAND SHOW (Part-1) 129. 05/10/92 (625) ENGLAND SHOW (Part-2) 130. 05/17/92 (626) ENGLAND SHOW (Part-3) 133. 09/27/92 (703) EVERY BUNDY HAS A BIRTHDAY 63. 10/29/89 (406) FAIR EXCHANGE 34. 03/13/88 (221) FATHER LODE 20. 10/25/87 (205) FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS 136. 10/25/92 (706) FRAT CHANCE 127. 04/26/92 (623) THE GAS STATION SHOW 18. 10/18/87 (206) GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN (Part-1) 19. 10/18/87 (207) GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN (Part-2) 149. 03/14/93 (719) GO FOR THE OLD 93. 02/03/91 (514) THE GODFATHER 112. 11/03/91 (608) GODS SHOES 126. 04/19/92 (622) THE GOOD-BYE GIRL 31. 02/21/88 (218) GREAT ESCAPE, THE 27. 01/10/88 (214) GUYS AND DOLLS 43. 02/05/89 (309) GYPSY CRIED, THE 50. 03/26/89 (315) HARDER THEY FALL, THE 5. 05/03/87 (105) HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD LATELY 62. 10/08/89 (405) HE AIN'T MUCH, BUT HE'S MINE 36. 11/06/88 (302) HE THOUGHT HE COULD 145. 02/07/93 (715) HEELS ON WHEELS 41. 01/15/89 (306) HER CUPS RUNNETH OVER 57. 08/27/89 (322) HERE'S LOOKIN' AT YOU, KID 124. 03/22/92 (620) HI I.Q. 58. 09/03/89 (401) HOT OFF THE GRILL 51. 04/09/89 (316) HOUSE THAT PEG LOST, THE 24. 11/22/87 (211) HOW DO YOU SPELL REVENGE? 117. 12/22/91 (613) I WHO HAVE BEEN NOTHING 45. **/**/** (310) I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT 37. 11/20/88 (303) I'M GOING TO SWEATLAND 107. 09/22/91 (603) IF AL HAD A HAMMER 111. 10/27/91 (607) IF I COULD SEE ME NOW 16. 10/04/87 (204) IF I WERE A RICH MAN 32. 02/28/88 (219) IM-PO-DENT 144. 01/17/93 (714) IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS 68. 12/17/89 (412) IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (Part-1) 69. 12/17/89 (413) IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (Part-2) 13. 06/28/87 (113) JOHNNY BE GONE 33. 03/06/88 (220) JUST MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN 119. 01/19/92 (615) JUST SHOE IT 86. 10/28/90 (506) KELLY BOUNCES BACK 113. 11/10/91 (609) KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (Part-1) 114. 11/17/91 (610) KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (Part-2) 138. 11/08/92 (708) KELLY DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE 99. 04/07/91 (521) KIDS! WADAYA GONNA DO? 56. 05/21/89 (321) LIFE'S A BEACH 94. 02/10/91 (513) LOOK WHO'S BARKING 109. 10/06/91 (605) LOOKING FOR A DESK IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES 131. 09/13/92 (701) MAGNIFICENT SEVEN 95. 02/17/91 (515) A MAN'S CASTLE 87. 11/04/90 (507) MARRIED WITH ALIENS 52. 04/23/89 (317) MARRIED... WITH QUEEN (Part-1) 53. 04/30/89 (318) MARRIED... WITH QUEEN, THE SEQUEL 92. 01/06/91 (512) MARRIED... WITH WHO 7. 05/17/87 (109) MARRIED... WITHOUT CHILDREN 29. 02/07/88 (216) MASTER THE POSSIBILITIES 151. 04/11/93 (721) MOVIE SHOW 146. 02/14/93 (716) MR. EMPTY PANTS 47. 02/26/89 (312) MY MOM, THE MOM 118. 01/05/91 (614) MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND, THE 11. 06/14/87 (112) NIGHTMARE ON AL'S STREET 66. 11/19/89 (409) OH WHAT A FEELING 141. 12/13/92 (711) THE OLD COLLEGE TRY 154. 05/09/93 (724) THE OLD INSURANCE DODGE 97. 03/17/91 (518) OLDIES BUT YOUNG'UNS 90. 11/25/90 (510) ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO 148. 02/28/93 (718) PEGGY AND THE PIRATES 30. 02/14/88 (217) PEGGY LOVES AL - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 77. 04/15/90 (421) PEGGY MADE A LITTLE LAMB 9. 05/31/87 (108) PEGGY SUE GOT WORK 76. 03/25/90 (420) PEGGY TURNS 300 39. 12/11/88 (301) PERIOD PIECE, A 1. 04/05/87 (101) PILOT 38. 11/27/88 (304) POKE HIGH 8. 05/24/87 (110) POKER GAME, THE 14. 09/27/87 (202) POPPY'S BY THE TREE (Part-1) 15. 09/27/87 (203) POPPY'S BY THE TREE (Part-2) 156. 05/23/93 (726) THE PROPOSITION 123. 03/05/92 (618) PSYCHIC AVENGERS 78. 04/29/90 (419) RAINGIRL 23. 11/15/87 (210) RAZOR'S EDGE, THE 44. 02/12/89 (308) REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BARBER 120. 02/09/92 (616) RITES OF PASSAGE 72. 02/04/90 (414) ROCK AND ROLL GIRL 139. 11/15/92 (709) ROCK OF AGES 103. 05/05/91 (522) ROUTE 666 (Part-1) 104. 05/12/91 (523) ROUTE 666 (Part-2) 105. 09/08/91 (601) SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (Part-1) 106. 09/15/91 (602) SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (Part-2) 6. 05/10/87 (103) SIXTEEN YEARS AND WHAT DO YOU GET 116. 12/01/91 (612) SO THIS IS HOW SINATRA FELT 83. 10/07/90 (503) SUE CASA, HIS CASA 132. 09/20/92 (702) T-R-A... SOMETHING, SPELLS TRAMP 71. 01/14/90 (415) TAXING PROBLEM, A 125. 04/05/92 (621) TEACHER PETS 2. 04/12/87 (102) THINNERGY 49. 03/19/89 (314) THREE JOB, NO INCOME FAMILY, A 152. 04/25/93 (722) TILL DEATH DO US PART 153. 05/02/93 (723) TIS TIME TO SMELL THE ROSES 61. 10/01/89 (404) TOOTH AND CONSEQUENCES 150. 03/28/93 (720) UNALFUL ENTRY 84. 10/14/90 (504) THE UNNATURAL 88. 11/11/90 (508) WABBIT SEASON 81. 09/23/90 (502) WE'LL FOLLOW THE SUN 155. 05/16/93 (725) THE WEDDING REPERCUSSIONS 143. 01/10/93 (713) WEDDING SHOW 98. 03/24/91 (517) WEENIE TOT LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS 75. 02/25/90 (418) WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND 135. 10/11/92 (705) WHAT I DID FOR LOVE 12. 06/21/87 (111) WHERE'S THE BOSS 70. 01/07/90 (411) WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN? 4. 04/26/87 (106) WHOSE ROOM IS IT ANYWAY 80. 05/13/90 (423) YARD SALE 100. 04/14/91 (519) YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (Part-1) 101. 04/21/91 (520) YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (Part-2) 26. 12/20/87 (213) YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 147. 02/21/93 (717) YOU CAN'T MISS 73. 02/11/90 (416) YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM (Part-1) 74. 02/18/90 (417) YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM (Part-2) -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- APPENDIX I - TITLE LISTINGS Production Code Order First Season: 1. 04/05/87 (101) PILOT 2. 04/12/87 (102) THINNERGY 6. 05/10/87 (103) SIXTEEN YEARS AND WHAT DO YOU GET 3. 04/19/87 (104) BUT I DIDN'T SHOOT THE DEPUTY 5. 05/03/87 (105) HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD LATELY 4. 04/26/87 (106) WHOSE ROOM IS IT ANYWAY 10. 06/07/87 (107) AL LOSES HIS CHERRY 9. 05/31/87 (108) PEGGY SUE GOT WORK 7. 05/17/87 (109) MARRIED... WITHOUT CHILDREN 8. 05/24/87 (110) THE POKER GAME 12. 06/21/87 (111) WHERE'S THE BOSS 11. 06/14/87 (112) NIGHTMARE ON AL'S STREET 13. 06/28/87 (113) JOHNNY BE GONE Second Season: 17. 10/11/87 (201) BUCK CAN DO IT 14. 09/27/87 (202) POPPY'S BY THE TREE (Part-1) 15. 09/27/87 (203) POPPY'S BY THE TREE (Part-2) 16. 10/04/87 (204) IF I WERE A RICH MAN 20. 10/25/87 (205) FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS 18. 10/18/87 (206) GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN (Part-1) 19. 10/18/87 (207) GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN (Part-2) 21. 11/01/87 (208) BORN TO WALK 22. 11/08/87 (209) ALLEY OF THE DOLLS 23. 11/15/87 (210) THE RAZOR'S EDGE 24. 11/22/87 (211) HOW DO YOU SPELL REVENGE? 25. 12/06/87 (212) EARTH ANGEL 26. 12/20/87 (213) YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 27. 01/10/88 (214) GUYS AND DOLLS 28. 01/24/88 (215) BUILD A BETTER MOUSETRAP 29. 02/07/88 (216) MASTER THE POSSIBILITIES 30. 02/14/88 (217) PEGGY LOVES AL - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH 31. 02/21/88 (218) THE GREAT ESCAPE 32. 02/28/88 (219) IM-PO-DENT 33. 03/06/88 (220) JUST MARRIED... WITH CHILDREN 34. 03/13/88 (221) FATHER LODE 35. 05/01/88 (222) ALL IN THE FAMILY Third Season: 39. 12/11/88 (301) A PERIOD PIECE 36. 11/06/88 (302) HE THOUGHT HE COULD 37. 11/20/88 (303) I'M GOING TO SWEATLAND 38. 11/27/88 (304) POKE HIGH 40. 01/08/89 (305) A DUMP OF MY OWN 41. 01/15/89 (306) HER CUPS RUNNETH OVER 42. 01/29/89 (307) THE BALD AND THE BEAUTIFUL 44. 02/12/89 (308) REQUIEM FOR A DEAD BARBER 43. 02/05/89 (309) THE GYPSY CRIED 45. **/**/** (310) I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT 46. 02/19/89 (311) EATIN' OUT 46. 02/26/89 (312) MY MOM, THE MOM 47. 03/12/89 (313) CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME 49. 03/19/89 (314) A THREE JOB, NO INCOME FAMILY 50. 03/26/89 (315) THE HARDER THEY FALL 51. 04/09/89 (316) THE HOUSE THAT PEG LOST 52. 04/23/89 (317) MARRIED... WITH QUEEN (Part-1) 53. 04/30/89 (318) MARRIED... WITH QUEEN, THE SEQUEL 55. 05/14/89 (319) THE COMPUTER SHOW 54. 05/07/89 (320) THE DATELESS AMIGO 56. 05/21/89 (321) LIFE'S A BEACH 57. 08/27/89 (322) HERE'S LOOKIN' AT YOU, KID Fourth Season: 58. 09/03/89 (401) HOT OFF THE GRILL 59. 09/10/89 (402) DEAD MEN DON'T DO AEROBICS 60. 09/24/89 (403) BUCK SAVES THE DAY 61. 10/01/89 (404) TOOTH AND CONSEQUENCES 62. 10/08/89 (405) HE AIN'T MUCH, BUT HE'S MINE 63. 10/29/89 (406) FAIR EXCHANGE 64. 11/05/89 (407) DESPERATELY SEEKING MISS OCTOBER 65. 11/12/89 (408) 976-SHOE 66. 11/19/89 (409) OH WHAT A FEELING 67. 11/26/89 (410) AT THE ZOO 70. 01/07/90 (411) WHO'LL STOP THE RAIN? 68. 12/17/89 (412) IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (Part-1) 69. 12/17/89 (413) IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (Part-2) 72. 02/04/90 (414) ROCK AND ROLL GIRL 71. 01/14/90 (415) A TAXING PROBLEM 73. 02/11/90 (416) YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM (Part-1) 74. 02/18/90 (417) YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM (Part-2) 75. 02/25/90 (418) WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND 78. 04/29/90 (419) RAINGIRL 76. 03/25/90 (420) PEGGY TURNS 300 77. 04/15/90 (421) PEGGY MADE A LITTLE LAMB 79. 05/06/90 (422) THE AGONY OF DeFEET 80. 05/13/90 (423) YARD SALE Fifth Season: 82. 09/30/90 (501) AL... WITH KELLY 81. 09/23/90 (502) WE'LL FOLLOW THE SUN 83. 10/07/90 (503) SUE CASA, HIS CASA 84. 10/14/90 (504) THE UNNATURAL 85. 10/21/90 (505) DANCE SHOW 86. 10/28/90 (506) KELLY BOUNCES BACK 87. 11/04/90 (507) MARRIED WITH ALIENS 88. 11/11/90 (508) WABBIT SEASON 89. 11/18/90 (509) DO YA THINK I'M SEXY 90. 11/25/90 (510) ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO 91. 12/16/90 (511) AND BABY MAKES MONEY 92. 01/06/91 (512) MARRIED... WITH WHO 94. 02/10/91 (513) LOOK WHO'S BARKING 93. 02/03/91 (514) THE GODFATHER 95. 02/17/91 (515) A MAN'S CASTLE 96. 02/24/91 (516) ALL NIGHT SECURITY DUDE 98. 03/24/91 (517) WEENIE TOT LOVERS AND OTHER STRANGERS 97. 03/17/91 (518) OLDIES BUT YOUNG'UNS 100. 04/14/91 (519) YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (Part-1) 101. 04/21/91 (520) YOU BETTER SHOP AROUND (Part-2) 99. 04/07/91 (521) KIDS! WADAYA GONNA DO? 103. 05/05/91 (522) ROUTE 666 (Part-1) 104. 05/12/91 (523) ROUTE 666 (Part-2) 102. 04/28/91 (524) BUCK THE STUD Sixth Season: 105. 09/08/91 (601) SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (Part-1) 106. 09/15/91 (602) SHE'S HAVING MY BABY (Part-2) 107. 09/22/91 (603) IF AL HAD A HAMMER 108. 09/29/91 (604) CHEESE, CUES, AND BLOOD 109. 10/06/91 (605) LOOKING FOR A DESK IN ALL THE WRONG PLACES 110. 10/13/91 (606) BUCK HAS A BELLY ACHE 111. 10/27/91 (607) IF I COULD SEE ME NOW 112. 11/03/91 (608) GODS SHOES 113. 11/10/91 (609) KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (Part-1) 114. 11/17/91 (610) KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (Part-2) 115. 11/24/91 (611) AL BUNDY, SHOE DICK 116. 12/01/91 (612) SO THIS IS HOW SINATRA FELT 117. 12/22/91 (613) I WHO HAVE BEEN NOTHING 118. 01/05/91 (614) THE MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND 119. 01/19/92 (615) JUST SHOE IT 120. 02/09/92 (616) RITES OF PASSAGE 121. 02/16/92 (617) THE EGG AND I 123. 03/05/92 (618) PSYCHIC AVENGERS 122. 02/23/92 (619) DINNER WITH ANTHRAX 124. 03/22/92 (620) HI I.Q. 125. 04/05/92 (621) TEACHER PETS 126. 04/19/92 (622) THE GOOD-BYE GIRL 127. 04/26/92 (623) THE GAS STATION SHOW 128. 05/03/92 (624) ENGLAND SHOW (Part-1) 129. 05/10/92 (625) ENGLAND SHOW (Part-2) 130. 05/17/92 (626) ENGLAND SHOW (Part-3) Seventh Season: 131. 09/13/92 (701) MAGNIFICENT SEVEN 132. 09/20/92 (702) T-R-A... SOMETHING, SPELLS TRAMP 133. 09/27/92 (703) EVERY BUNDY HAS A BIRTHDAY 134. 10/04/92 (704) AL ON THE ROCKS 135. 10/11/92 (705) WHAT I DID FOR LOVE 136. 10/25/92 (706) FRAT CHANCE 137. 11/01/92 (707) THE CHICAGO WINE PARTY 138. 11/08/92 (708) KELLY DOESN'T LIVE HERE ANYMORE 139. 11/15/92 (709) ROCK OF AGES 140. 11/22/92 (710) DEATH OF A SHOE SALESMAN 141. 12/13/92 (711) THE OLD COLLEGE TRY 142. 12/20/92 (712) CHRISTMAS 143. 01/10/93 (713) WEDDING SHOW 144. 01/17/93 (714) IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS 145. 02/07/93 (715) HEELS ON WHEELS 146. 02/14/93 (716) MR. EMPTY PANTS 147. 02/21/93 (717) YOU CAN'T MISS 148. 02/28/93 (718) PEGGY AND THE PIRATES 149. 03/14/93 (719) GO FOR THE OLD 150. 03/28/93 (720) UNALFUL ENTRY 151. 04/11/93 (721) MOVIE SHOW 152. 04/25/93 (722) TILL DEATH DO US PART 153. 05/02/93 (723) TIS TIME TO SMELL THE ROSES 154. 05/09/93 (724) THE OLD INSURANCE DODGE 155. 05/16/93 (725) THE WEDDING REPERCUSSIONS 156. 05/23/93 (726) THE PROPOSITION --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- ------------------------------- * MARRIED WITH CHILDREN * ------------------------------- PROGRAM GUIDE by Dean Adams {dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu} (May, 1993) APPENDIX II - GUEST CAST LISTING Ackerman, Robert Harry (710) Adams, Joey Lauren Cousin Effie (606), Janie (713) Adams, Lillian Mrs. Mariner (621) Adams, Trudy Chelsea (410) Alan, Brice Chris (321) Albin, Delores Mrs. McGinty (322) Alden, Stacy Fran (308) Alexander, Sandra Wendy (321) Allen, Christi Kristi (216), Lucy (321) Allison, Cynthia News Anchor (707) Ancier, Garth Gig Fontaine (610) Anders, Avalon Sandy (716) Anderson, Kim Jackie (218) Anderson, Pamela Yvette (501), Cashew (523) Angers, Robin Rhonda (422) Anthrax Themselves (619) Apicella, John Rick (318) Apothaker, Helena Butter Lefkowitz (517), Butter (519), Crystal (521) Applebaum, Bill Tim Potter (318), Newscaster Voice (710) Armstrong, Alun Trevor (624-626) Arquette, Lewis Ed (111) Arthur, Bob Lew (303) Asher, John Mallory Bob (519) Austin, Lynne Sable (318) Austin, Marcy Luana (321) Ayres, Leah Betty (623) Azzara, Candice Madam Inga (618) Banko, Jennifer Courtney (410) Barron, Allison Lauren (316), Tania (717) Basone, Jeanne Hollywood (417) Basso, Victor Hugo Hair Dresser (610) Bateman, Bill Larry Fleishman (318) Baxter, Gean Rick Cool (518), TV Announcer (607) Bean, Steve Fred (309), Steve (716) Beck, Billy Guard (111) Bellamy, Diana Customer #1 (101), Nancy (111) Belmonte, Barbara Trish (218), Silky (317) Bemis, Cliff Termite Boss (218) Benrubi, Abraham Jimmy (725) Bentley, Marc Lewis (409) Benton, Craig Usher (721) Bernard, Paula Denise (712) Betzler, Geri Susan (421) Billings, Earl Demerson (523) Blair, Linda Ida Mae (701) Blake, Noah Sean (109), Jim (422) Blakesley, Weston Worker (703) Blanc, Jennifer Margie (524) Blom, Dan Sven Hunkstrom (504) Bluhm, Brandon Lenny (302) Bologna, Joseph Charlie Verducci (518) Booker, Charlotte Miss Parker (708) Boreanaz, David Frank (721) Borelli, Emilio Man (710) Borrego, Jesse Bruno (313) Bowman, Pamela Sherry Cherry (107) Braff, Jennifer Rhonda Rose (517) Brandt, Brandi Playmate/Herself (407) Braxton, Lynn Big Bad Momma (417) Brief, Kevin Official (719) Brill, Charlie Eugene Bundy (511) Brittany, Morgan Marilyn Beamis (321) Britten, Rhonda Donna (509) Broadhurst, Angel Salt Water (514) Broderick, Beth Miss Penza (511) Brooks, Kimberly Salesgirl (721) Brose, Richard Bouncer (206) Brothers, Joyce The Judge (503) Brown, Bobbie Nibbles (519, 520), Pecan (523) Brown, Christopher Ralph (620) Bruskin, Steve Clyde (418) Buckman, Phil Joe (623) Budak, Kiamalise Betty (717) Bundy, King Kong Uncle Irwin (222) Burke, Ed Man (707) Burke, Flora Volenteer #2 (707) Burke, Kerry Swensen (408) Burns, Michael John Joey (422) Burton, Tracy Sandy (321) Bush, Owen Codger #2 (522) Byner, John Prospector (522) Byrnes, Edd Himself (619) Carlen, Catherine Vicky (317, 318) Carlton, Hope Marie Heather (218) Carlton, Steve Himself (615) Carrere, Tia Piper Bowman (506) Carrington, Debbie Lee Alien (507) Carroll, Deryl Professor Lavar (515) Carroll, Helena Poxilda (624) Carroll, Josh Mark (423) Cashen, Irina June Hubbard (521) Castellaneta, Dan Pete (505), Funeral Director (710) Chamberlain, Nicole Tanya Van Pelt (611) Chandler, Stan Bank Nerd #1 (711) Charlie Murphy (308) Chartoff, Melanie Laurie Diamond (720) Chester, Colby Jim (623) Childerhose, Jane Customer (726) Chiros, Jim Activist #1 (707) Chrestman, Sadie Samantha (303) Christian, Keely Senior #1 (421) Christian, Mike Skippy (206) Ciarfalio, Carl Man (616) Cimber, Tony Announcer (417) Cira, Paul Lawyer (613) Clark, Dan Biff (614) Clark, Z.Z. 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(619) Rose, Sherrie Mandi (509) Ross, Charlotte Darlene (621) Rossitto, Susie Alien (507) Roth, Jeffrey Jim jr. (623) Ruprecht, David Mr. Mallman (213) Rusoff, Catherine Mona Squab (220), Betsy (603) Ryan, Leslie Julie (711) Ryder, Kevin The D.J. (519) Sabella, Ernie Mr. Pond (108) Saccente, Michael Man (416) Sacha, Kenny Mr. Adonis (308) Sagal, Joey Man with nose (602) Saman Beach Boy (321) Sanders, Cynthena Activist #2 (707) Sanders, Fred Ishowitz (712) Sanders, Henry Murray (307) Sanders, Richard Mr.Conner (103) Sanderson, William Cousin Eb (606) Sauer, Dorit Trixie (505), Trixie (516) Saunders, J.Jay Bronson (104) Saxton, Lisa Girl Vendor (602), Bathsheba (605) Scarry, Rick Melvin (603) Schillaci, Barbara Mitzi (218) Schon, Kevin Phil (726) Schreiber, R.Leo Farmer (408) Schuch, Robert Jimbo (318) Schwab, Lana Fern (212), Fern (403) Scott, Geoffrey Gary (111) Scott, Jessie Lovely Zelda (220) Scott, Karen Lynn Aunt Heather (613) Scriba, Mik Mr. Blum (418) Sebastian, John Himself (709) Sederholm, David Bruce Van Pelt (611) Sellers, Derek Hardy (504), Fantasy Man (523) Semon, Cheri July Hubbard (521), Polly (712) Semon, Kristen December Hubbard (521), Lolly (712) Shabba-Doo Cecil (414) Shear, Pearl Volenteer #1 (707) Shear, Rhonda Brenda (509) Shearer, Sara Assistant (712) Shelton, Fred Roy (504) Sherman, Amanda Donna (111) Shields, Trea Bridgett (524) Shilling, Georgia Cheerleader (719) Shimmerman, Armin Mr. Lovejoy (524) Shore, Pauly Captain (314) Shydner, Ritch Luke Ventura (107) Silla, Felix Alien (507) Silver, Hartley Storekeeper Jim (707) Simmrin, Joey March Hubbard (521) Simms, George Casting Executive (615) Skelton, Nancy Dottie (303) Sloan, Tiffany Carol (717) Smith, Bubba Spare Tire Dixon (516) Smith, Michele Bunny (402) Solomon, George Host/Announcer (206) Songe, Cynthia Ms. Mount (304) Sophia, Jennifer Didi (209) Sparks, Don Horowitz (412) Speir, Dona Photo Girl (311) Sperber, Wendie Jo Sandy (613) Spinak, Larry Frank (209) *Sprung, Sandy Dottie (202) Stanley, La Rue Fanny (206, 212, 322) Stanton, Michael Customer #1 (518) Statheros, Elena Liz (721) Steedman, Tony Mayor Fivshaw (624-626) Stein, Ron Elvis? (303) Steinfeld, Andrew Tom (423) Steinfeld, Pete Lifeguard (321), Rock Turboman (610) Stevens, Howard TV Announcer (316) Stoneback, Ric Speedy (318) Stoyanov, Michael Pizza Boy (416) Street, Dusty D.J. (702) Sullivan, Cynthia Mildred (423) Summers, Bunny Mrs. Wicker (313) Susa, Amber Jill (321) Susskind, Steve Barney (110, 212, 308, 504) Sweeney, James R. Priest (710) Sweet, Shane Seven (701-706,708-709,711-712,714,718) Szigeti, Cynthia Bertha (716) Tarver, Milt IRS Agent (517) Taylor, B.T. Adam (604) Taylor, Mark Mr. Lincoln (503) Taylor, Sarah Lounge Singer (417) Templin, Ray Announcer (504) Tenison, Renee Macadamia (523), Topsy (605) Tenison, Rosie Mopsy (605) Theodore, Marisa Betty jr. (623) Thiessen, Tiffani-Amber Heather McCoy (418) Thill, Jerrie Cheerleader (719) Thompson, Kevin Elf (712) Thomsen, Gregg Hank (406) Thorley, Ken Jury Foreman (310) Tilton, Charlene Herself (723) Tino, Mike Vince (409) Toth, Nick Computer Voice (319) Trentini, Peggy Ulla (623) Trevor, Steven Zelmo (618) Tulin, Michael Paul (311) Tull, Eric Milton (318) Tullis, Dan Sherrif (408), Sonny (410), Officer (414), Policeman (517), FBI Man (617), Policeman (720, 724) Tully, Tom Harold (311) Twitchell, Tifni Mrs. Webstock (303) Tyler, Corey Guy #2 (418) Udy, Larry Psychic #1 (618) Utay, William Bum (110) Valverde, Rawley Alajandro (303) Varon, Edith Agatha (521) Vassey, Liz Lorraine (702) Venable, Travis Big Bob (618) Viera, Joey Ernest (206) Vinovich, Steve Director (615) Waln, Rick Bart (111) Walters, Alex Statue (423), Fantasy Man (523) Waugh, Rick Jake (510) Wayne, April Muffy (306) Weigel, Teri Jade (218, 221, 312, 509) Weiss, Chuck Bum (414, 421) Wells, Caryn Paula (216) Wells, David Sandy (611) Wells, Marian M. Cheerleader (719) Welsh, John Tony (409) Wesley, John Dennis (212) Whalley, Christopher Cowboy (206) White, Greg Coach (304) White, Vanna Coco (726) Whitman, Kari Muffy (408) Whitten, Sandi Senior #2 (421) Wild, Sandra Fluffy (309) Wilgren, Terri Mindy (714) Willard, Fred Stan (619) Williams, Ian Patrick Beany (202) Wills, Lou Judge #1 (422) Windust, Penelope Sales Lady (705) Winston, Matt Eugene (717) Wolf, Kay Amber (307) Woods, Barbara Alyn Vicky (309) Wuhrer, Kari Joanie (609, 610) Yates, Jack Jack (317, 318) Zane, Lora Ms. Weigel (310) Zapata, Carmen Madame Olga (309) Zarou, Elias Marcel (103) Ziering, Ian Kid (504) Zully, Stewart Sam (510) Zumwalt, Rick Gambler (417) -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- APPENDIX III - WRITING CREDITS Staff Writers: Ron Leavitt 702* Michael G. Moye 112, 714 Ron Leavitt/Michael G. Moye 110, 216, 302, 308, 409, 502, 601 Michael G. Moye/Ron Leavitt 101, 102, 201, 202, 203, 215t, 305, 401, 412, 413, 508, 623 Katherine Green/Richard Gurman 103, 113, 213 Richard Gurman/Katherine Green 105, 205 Richard Gurman 309, 314, 703, 718 Sandy Sprung/Marcy Vosburgh 106,204,209,214,219,301,311,408 Marcy Vosburgh/Sandy Sprung 107, 111, 222, 306, 403, 423 Kevin Curran 411, 417, 419, 503, 509, 517, 602, 603, 614, 626, 723 Ralph R. Farquhar 109t, 211, 217, 304, 319, 321, 510, 514, 523 Ellen L. Fogle 108, 210, 212, 218, 220, 315, 317, 318, 414, 418, 421, 507, 512, 521, 606, 608, 617, 624, 702*, 705, 712, 721 Katherine Green 402, 410, 420, 504, 513, 522, 613, 621 Larry Jacobson 609, 610, 611, 619, 706, 720, 724 Stacie Lipp 501t, 515, 520, 605, 612, 622, 625, 707, 710, 715, 719, 722 Arthur Silver 407*, 505, 701, 713, 725, 726 Gabrielle Topping 313s, 501s, 607, 708 Other Writers: Adell, Ilunga 616 Aidekman, Al 406, 506, 709 Baruch, Jeanne 310*, 322t* Begel, Cindy 312t* Bing, Steve 407* Brangato, J.D. 519* Brown, Calvin 618 Burla, Ron 104 Burroughs, Diane 422*, 711t* Chernin, Lisa 615 Crider, Steve 620 Cridland, Susan 303t* Davis, Allan 604s Dennis, Jules 307* Diamond, Paul 415 Doanham, Sioux 416 Eichler, Glenn 516* Everett, Art 511 Ferris, Michael 519* Finney, Sara V. 320* Gaffney, Peter 516* Gamble, Tracy 206*, 207* Geller, Matt 109s Granat, Steve 316* Gutierrez, Joey 422*, 711t* Johannessen, Chip 524* Kite, Lesa 312t* Krasner, Sheldon 404t* Mueller, Richard 307* O'Neill, Len 322s Parker, J. Stanford 215s Perzigian, Jerry 221 Prady, Bill 518 Rinker, John 524* Rogers, Will 404s Romano, Jeanne 310*, 322t* Rosenbloom, Jan 312s Rosenthal, Lisa 405 Saling, David 404t* Scully, Brian 604t Sharon, P. 711s Sherer, Mel 316* Smith, Andrew 704 Spears, Vida 320* Studebaker, Carl 303s Tricker, George 716 Ulin, Robert 313t Vaczy, Richard 206*, 207* Valentine, Joel 717* Vorhaus, John 208 Wick, Pamela 303t* Zimbler, Scott 717* [ * = Shared credit, s = Story credit only, t = Teleplay credit only ] -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- APPENDIX IV - DIRECTING CREDITS Primary Director: First/Second season Linda Day Third-Sixth seasons Gerry Cohen Linda Day 101-105, 108, 109, 111-113, 202-216, 414, 519-521 Gerry Cohen 217, 301-306, 309-322, 401-413, 415-419, 421-423, 501-518, 522-524, 601-606, 608-617, 619-708, 709-713, 715-716, 718 Amanda Bearse * 607, 618, 708, 717, 720 Zane Buzby 106 James E. Hornbeck 308 Brian Levant 110 Sam W. Orender 714 John Sgueglia 307 Tony Singletary 420 Arlando Smith 107 -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- APPENDIX V - THE LOST SHOW Here is a more detailed account of the events around the "missing" third season episode: "I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT" (#310). [excerpted from Playboy] This episode is now called "The Lost Show" by the producers, since they feel they lost control of it, and subsequently it never aired as scheduled. The reason was the Fox network censors. Producer Moye says they had 15 censor notes on the script, meaning 15 words or lines the censor considered "too graphic" or "over the edge" or "offensive to certain groups." These were the things they'd been hearing from the censor all along--at the rate of two or three a script--but 15 notes was a whole new game. "We were gonna play ball," says Moye. They made some changes and sent the script back. The censor was on the phone. They made some more changes, caught some more flak. "It got to the point where we had given them all but four notes, which to us was bending double. We were really doing a contortionist job." Still, the censor wasn't happy. By the end of the week, they'd made 13 changes and "the integrity of the show was shot to hell," says Moye. The Lost Show is about sex. It begins with Peg and neighbor Marcy discussing ways to spice the Bundy's sex life. How about a change of venue? Cut to the Hop-On-Inn motel. See Al and Peg lean back in bed. Know they've done the wild--and as always with the Bundys, brief--thing. Later, we learn that Al and Peg were video-taped at the motel, as were Steve and Marcy before them. Cut to the courtroom, where Steve plays prosecutor in the couples' lawsuit against the Hop-On-Inn. Unfortunately for the Bundys, Steve screens the video tapes in court. Steve and Marcy win $10,000 for their multihour performance; Al and Peg's one-minute boogie is judged inconclusive. Or, as the jury foreman says, "No sex, no money." The motel's lawyer doubts Peg's claim that in their one filmed minute, she and Al had sex. Says Peg: "All right, it may not be sex to you, but it is to me. Just because you have husbands who can last long enough to time an egg doesn't mean that what Al does doesn't count... Is a crumb not a banquet for a starving person?... Is a fig leaf not clothing for the naked?" Now Peg's off the witness stand. She's being dragged back to her seat, and she's begging with every step: "You can't do this to Al! He'll lose what little confidence he has! You were great, baby! Please, oh, please, don't listen! Don't give up!" The courtroom clears. Al and Peg are alone. He leads her behind the judge's bench... The hands of the clock spin. Then we hear voices from behind the bench. Al: "Now, was that sex, or was that sex?" Peg: "That was SEX, Al", and she lights a cigarette and exhales a cloud of smoke... As this episode ends, the camera slowly pans to show a closed-circuit TV camera pointed directly behind the judge's bench... -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- APPENDIX VI - BUNDYISMS The Bundy credo: "When one Bundy is embarrassed, the rest of us feel better about ourselves." [From CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME (313)] Al Bundy's xmas story: Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house, no food was a stirring, not even a mouse. Stockings were hung 'round dad's neck like a tie, along with a note that said "presents or die". Children were plotting all night in their beds, while the wife's constant whining was splitting his head. But daddy had money this year in the bank, then they closed up early, now dad's in the tank. ...and all of a sudden Santa appeared, a sneer on his face, booze in his beard. Santa I said as he laughed merrily, you do so much for others do something for me. Bundy he said, you only sell shoes, your son is a sneak-thief, your daughters' a flooze. Ho Ho Santa said, should I mention your wife, her hairs like an a-bomb, her nails like a knife. As he climbs up the chimney, that fat piece of dung, he mooned me two times, he stuck out his tongue. And I heard him exclaim, as he broke wind with glee: you're married with children, you'll never be free. [From IT'S A BUNDYFUL LIFE (Part-1) (412)] Al pays the bills: Oh man we're broke, cha cha cha Everybody flat broke, cha cha cha Living in the gutter, cha cha cha Early grave, cha cha cha Alright now, everybody - shoot me! [From RAINGIRL (419)] "I Care" by Al Bundy: When hooters jiggle around, and I find nickels on the ground, I care. When a mustang engine purrs, and the bathroom is not hers, I care. When the pitcher's on the mound, and the wife is underground, I care. But when I've been playing this for days, I will kill anyone who stays, I swear! To which Peggy adds: ...and if you really want a scare, check out his underwear, if you dare. [From MYSTERY OF SKULL ISLAND (614)] "A man is a man all of his life, but a woman is only sexy 'til she becomes your wife" [Al Bundy, from RITES OF PASSAGE (616)] "At the Nudie Bar": Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, the nudie bar. Where the girlies dance in their underpants, the nudie bar. Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut, at the nudie bar. Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar. Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar. Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass, ...at the nudie bar. [From RITES OF PASSAGE (616)] "Psycho Dad" theme song: Who's that...<mumbled> Who's the man with the itchy gun. Who's the man who kills for fun! Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad. Psycho Dad! He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son. Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... Psycho Dad! [From AL... WITH KELLY (501)] "Psycho Dad" new theme song: A little touched or so we're told Killed his wife 'cause she had a cold Might as well, she was gettin' old Psy-cho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad He's quick with a gun, and his job ain't done Killed his wife by twenty-one, he's Psy-cho Dad! "Psycho Mom" theme song: Who's the gal who needs no man? Killed him dead with the frying pan Did it 'cause he missed the can Psycho Mom, Psycho Mom, she's Psy-cho Mom! [From TEACHER PETS (621)] "Old Aid" song: We are the old, we've got arthritis Our gums are weak (so weak), from gingivitis We are the old, we've got arthritis We are the ones who wear bifocals, and have bursitis There are people younger, but we heed another call We really need the money, our accountants took it all We sing to you, those who have money Once we was cool, but now we just dress funny We need your help, so please please dig deep Don't call after ten, 'cause we'll be asleep We have medicare, and anti-gas pills But without your help, we can't pay our alimony bills We are the old, [they are the old] We have arthritis [they have arthritis] Once we were gods, now golf excites us [golf excites 'em] So write a check (a really big one), for our december There's one more verse, but we can't remember... [From ROCK OF AGES (709)] Christmas jobs for Al: With twelve days till christmas, your family got for you: 12 days fruit picking, 11 offramp selling, 10 toilets cleaning, 9 digging graves, 8 snaking sewers, 7 spearing rats, 6 training guard dogs, 5 giving blood! 4 crash-test dummying, 3 jobs roach-killing, 2 jobs dog catching, and one job santa-ing at the mall. [From CHRISTMAS (712)] Marcy's song for Santa-Al: Bundy the no-man, he's as bald as he can be. With the hair in his nose and rot on his toes, he's as bald as he can be. Bundy the no-man, he's as bald as he can be. He's into old age, making minimum wage, he's as bald as he can be... [From CHRISTMAS (712)] The Bundy credo: Lie when your wife is waking Lie when your belly's aching Lie when you know she's faking Lie, sell shoes, and lie. Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum Hooters, hooters, on a girl that's dumb. [From THE WEDDING REPERCUSSIONS (725)] -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- == -- APPENDIX VII - PROGRAM NOTES Christina Applegate's birthday is November 25, 1971. Kelly's birthday was given in episode #704 as November 27th. David Faustino's birthday is March 3, 1974. Bud's birthday was given as January 22nd. Amanda Bearse was born on August 9, 1958. Ed O'Neill was born on April 12, 1946. Al works at "Gary's Shoes & Accessories", in the New Market Mall. The Bundy's home address is given as "9764 Jeopardy Lane", but at certain times the house number was also shown as "9674". Al, Peg, and the kids play on the "New Market Maulers" softball team, which is part of the twenty-store and under mall league. Peggy's maiden name is Wanker, and her family comes from the rural Wanker County... "where everyone is relative." Al buys clothes at "Bob's Pre-Owned Socks 'n Stuff". Steve's middle name is "Bartholomew". Al's fathers father was named Jebediah Bundy. The voice of Buck the Dog is normally provided by staff writer/producer Kevin Curran. Al frequently talks about the football trophy he won in high school for scoring four touchdowns in a single game. Starting in episode #603, Bud decided to start calling himself "Grandmaster B", in an attempt to do better with the babes. Here are some of the names people called him instead: Abdomenizer B (723) Grand Flasher B Bass Master B Grandfather B Bed Wetter B Grandmaster Virgin Bellringer B (521) Grandpappy B Butt-wagger B Grasshopper B Crossdresser B (521) Grave Digger B Dishwasher B Grinchmaster B Dustbuster B Stairmaster B Gas-passer B Thumb Sucker B Grand Bastard B Toastmaster B MWC producers/creators Leavitt and Moye have each made appearances in episodes, and several members of Leavitt's family have also appeared. Writers Larry Jacobson and Sandy Sprung were each in an episode as well. Christina Applegate seems to have had some of the most visible success of the MWC cast, outside of the series. She has had the leading role in two motion pictures: "Streets", made in 1990, and "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead", in 1991. Immediately prior to working on MWC, Christina was a regular on the ABC police drama "Heart of the City". Her character was 14-year old Robin Kennedy, daughter of the series' star, a police detective played by Robert Desiderio. This show debuted in September 1986, and lasted less than a season. MWC staff members Kevin Curran and Larry Jacobson were both previously employed as writers for Late Night with David Letterman. Jacobson appeared in many comedy bits on Dave's show, and he has followed this up by appearing several times on MWC. NOW Comics has a series of comic books based on Married With Children which started back in 1990. To date there have been over 20 issues. Married With Children is produced by Columbia Pictures Television, and the show is taped on Friday nights at the following location: Sunset-Gower Studios 1438 N. Gower Street Los Angeles, CA 90028 Send letters to "Married With Children" at the same address, if you wish to write any members of the cast or crew. Syndication notes: Four episodes that originally aired on the Fox network were omitted from the 1991 syndication package. All of these were excellent and very funny shows, and all of them dealt with SEX... 39. 12/11/88 A PERIOD PIECE (301) 41. 01/15/89 HER CUPS RUNNETH OVER (306) 48. 03/12/89 CAN'T DANCE, DON'T ASK ME (313) 75. 02/25/90 WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND (418) [Update: after several months of playing the same reruns, episodes #301 and 313 were finally released for syndication in May 1992, and #306 in October 1992.] Centerfolds: The following guest stars have posed in a less-than-clothed condition. Anderson, Pamela Playmate 02/90 Yvette (501), Cashew (523) Austin, Lynne Playmate 07/86 Sable (318) Brandt, Brandi Playmate 10/87 Herself (407) Carlton, Hope Marie Playmate 07/85 Heather (218) Fabian, Ava Playmate 08/86 Yummy (417), Honey (523) Hahn, Jessica Playboy 11/87,9/88,12/92 Ricki (612) Lee, Luann Playmate 01/87 Fifi (322) Lords, Traci Penthouse Pet 09/84 T.C. (404), Vanessa (611) Moore, Barbara Playmate 12/92 Dee Anna (725) Sloan, Tiffany Playmate 10/92 Carol (717) Speir, Dona Playmate 03/84 Photo Girl (311) Tenison, Renee Playmate 11/89/PoY-1990 Macadamia (523), Topsy (605) Weigel, Teri Playmate 04/86 Jade (218,221,312,509) Wild, Sandra Playboy 08/91 Fluffy (309) Spinoff: In the spring of 1991, Fox started a new series called "Top of the Heap", based on two characters they introduced first in the Married With Children episode: "OLDIES BUT YOUNG'UNS" (518). The series was about Vinnie Verducci (Matt Le Blanc) and his father, Charlie (Joseph Blogna). Other cast members included Joey Adams as jail-bait neighbor Mona who is always chasing Vinnie, and Rita Moreno, as Vinnie's boss. It should be noted that Vinnie is a reasonable approximation of what a male Kelly Bundy would be: handsome and incredibly stupid. Charlie is similar to Al, in that life has not treated him well, but where Al struggles to get by, Charlie is a constant schemer. The pilot episode of "Top of the Heap" was shown as the second half of a special one-hour Married With Children episode. The first part was the show "KIDS! WADAYA GONNA DO" (519), in which neither Vinnie nor Charlie makes an appearance. The second half-hour is the "Heap" pilot, and had no connection at all to the "KIDS!" story. Al Bundy makes an appearance in a scene where Vinnie and Charlie stop by Gary's Shoes to talk to him. Al, it turns out, had bet on Vinnie's boxing match the night before and lost his T.V. as a result. At the end of the episode, while Vinnie and Charlie sleep, a masked figure enters the Verducci apartment through the window. The mask is lifted to reveal Al, who steals the Verducci's TV. Subsequent episodes would feature cameo appearances by MWC characters Kelly and Bud Bundy. The series was canceled after only a few months. The Vinnie Verducci character was later reprised for a short appearance in the MWC episode "KELLY DOES HOLLYWOOD (Part-1)" (609). In June 1992, Fox once again tried to reprise the Vinnie character in the short-lived series "Vinnie and Bobby". MWC co-creator Ron Leavitt was partially responsible. --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- Many thanks go to Jim Dean, who acted as the chief beta tester and proofreader for this guide and in addition contributed the sections on Top of the Heap, the lost show, and centerfolds. Also, thanks to Jim Trethewey who did a great job capturing and digitizing the MWC logo screen for the cover page, Brian Neale and John Lavalie for filling in missing air dates, and Dennis Kytasaari for the last few missing titles... --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- Note: you may freely copy and distribute this guide for personal use provided that it be distributed in it's entirety, with all original author and copyright information intact. Any sales of this document are expressly forbidden, without the specific consent of the author. [ Copyright (c) 1993, Dean Adams. All rights reserved. ] --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==-- { Internet: dnadams@nyx.cs.du.edu, FidoNet: 1:102/1006.4 } --==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--==--